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I was alone today, with nothing to do but shower and put lotion on my naked body. As I rubbed the lotion into my skin I started to touch myself. I went to my bed and reached under my nightstand and picked up my Hello Kitty Vibrator. Someone bought me this toy and I suppose the right thing to do would be to jerk off thinking of the person who bought me the toy but I just couldn’t stop thinking “what if this person bought another girl this toy and she was jerking off thinking the same thing”. My mind went wild thinking about who this girl would be. I gave her a name and a life. Her name is Ashley. She works at a gaming company. I invite her to my house. She accepts my invitation. She arrive wearing a sailor moon costume, which is ironic because I was going to surprise her with my Minmay costume.

Well isn’t it nice we are both dolled up for each other. I have the feeling someone tipped her off, telling her I was going to be dressed up for her. I want answers and I want them immediately. I tackle Ashley to the ground and wrap my legs around her. You see, when I am dressed up as Minmay me legs are like wonder woman’s lasso and they force people to tell the truth. “who told you I was going to dress up for you”  Ashley can not lie. “no one'” she says, “I put camera’s in your house and watched you dress”.

GASP!!

I’ve never felt so violated. Ashley has deceived me and she must be punished. I tie her up and make her cum with my Hello Kitty vibe. Then I take her hello kitty vibe out of her purse, she always carries it with her. I use double vibes on her and she screams and moans while I play videos to her. You see, I snuck camera’s into her house as well.  We watch her home as her boyfriend walks from room to room to find her. She’s not home. We see him pick up the phone and call someone. He waits. We see him pick up the phone again and hang up quickly. He undresses. He’s waiting for someone and we know it’s not Ashley. Ashley begs me to turn off the cameras she can’t bare to watch her boyfriend be with another woman. I force her to watch. A young emo boy walks into her house and her boyfriend stands up. The Emo kid and the boyfriend lock lips and kiss passionately. Ashley isn’t so mad about this. She’s getting excited. Her hips are trying to thrust but she is tied down so her movements are hindered. Her boyfriend has a change of heart and asks the emo boy to leave. We see the boyfriend reach for the phone and we hear Ashley’s purse start to vibrate.  I pick up her phone and answer it. No words are said. I just hold the microphone up to ashley as I please her again and again with our Hello Kitty toys. Her boyfriend is still naked and we see him get hard. I don’t want to see that shit so I disconnect the televisions. Ashley screams and the chair she is in chops the floor. The little kitties pur into her cute little pussy faster and faster, louder and louder, until Ashley passes out.  I leave her in the chair as I go to my home gym to practice some boxing.

The end.

here are some pictures of me and my Hello Kitty toy….dedicated to Ashley

I did a shoot with Raven Alexis this week. Unfortunately I didn’t have anyone on set to take pictures while we were shooting our scene and we were kinda rushed off set before we could take any nude stills so I don’t have any juicy nude set stills to share with you but I do have a juicy story for you.

I volunteered to pick Raven up from the hotel she was staying at. Unfortunately she was staying in Beverly Hills and our call time put us right in the middle of bastardly Los Angeles Traffic. Poor Raven had to sit in the car with me while I kvetched about stupid traffic and stupid LA drivers. We got on set and immediately got ready to shoot. We got into some casual attire as our characters were supposed to be casually hanging out. Raven’s character was to discuss family matters with India Summers while I am out shopping. I suppose the plot has India putting Raven through school. India is a little concerned about Raven not having a boyfriend and wouldn’t you know it I just happen to walk in as they are in the middle of discussing Raven’s sex life. India volunteers me to teach Raven the ways of lesbianism, a job that I take on graciously.  Raven and I move into the bedroom where she hesitantly lets me disrobe her. She is nervous a little. Being the fine teacher I am I am gentle with my student. I do the things to her that I like to have done to me. I kiss her neck softly, I like her ears, I kiss starting at her neck and move to her ample breasts, then down to her firm milk white stomach and then almost down to her pinkest lips but I skip over to her thighs, letting her anticipate when my tongue will actually touch her down there. Her body trembled at my touch. I licked her softly and she made the most adorable sound; a very high pitches moan. I do my best to teach her everything  lesbian knows. Then I let her lose on me to see if she’d learned anything. Raven has a pierced tongue. I’ve only been with a few girls who had pierced tongues. The girl was fantastic with her oral skills and I have to tell you that tongue piercing do not make much of a difference. The girl was skilled with or with out ring. We exchanged “favors” to each other back and forth between each orgasm we would meet lips face to face and kiss long an passionately. We were just about to end the scene when we got a second wind so to speak. Raven kissed my lips and then kissed my breasts and then stomach and then thighs and then went back down to my little kingdom of X. She pleased me a few more times and then met me back face to face and rested gently in my arms as I kissed her forhead. The concensus of the room was that the scene could end…though we both could have gone more.

Afterwards, I was to take Raven home. We stopped to get some Sushi. I took her to a spot that my boyfriend and I frequent. I was hoping she would enjoy it. You know how everyone thinks their sushi spot it “THE BEST” sushi spot….I didn’t want to be “that guy” bragging about how awesome my place was and then have her eat there and her not like it.

I think she tought it was okay. We ate and took a nice candid picture outside the resturant with the fluids of each other still on our faces 🙂

after sex and eating

I was lucky enough to shoot with Sweetheart Videos again. They had me with elexis Monroewho is their new contract girl. I’ve been wanting to work with Elexis for a while. I met her on another set and she was so flirtatious and sexy I immediately grew a huge crush on here. I was so happy to learn I was chosen to work with her on this movie.

Sweetheart video went all out for this production, They hired a makeup artist and brought all types of outfits so that Elexis and I could be made up to look like pinup girls. I don’t think I have a good pinup look. I think i’m to flat, to muscular, to tan and my face is to angular to pull  off your classic pinup look but  I must admit, the makeup artist did a great job and we looked pretty amazing, if I do say so myself. The scene is a dream sequence. Elexis doses off at a birthday party and dreams that we are pinup girls taking pictures for a calendar. When we are done with our photoshoot we go up to the dressing room to change. We have a short discussion and eyeball each other as we undress. I slowly make my move on Elexis, keeping in mind that we are supposed to be in the 40’s when lesbianism was extremely taboo. We start off with long passionate kissing. We kiss for several minutes and Elexis starts to get me extremely moist. She kisses my neck…oh god how much I love having my neck kissed. I’m a Taurus after all and we are ruled by our throats/neck.

The scene is a very soft scene. No porno kissing, not moaning out “fuck, that’s good” no pussy slapping, just pure unadulterated girl on girl love making. We made a lot of eye contact during the scene which is always so romantic and sexy to me. I love when a girl looks into my eyes as she pleases me. She watches me move and watches my reactions to see what is turning me on. I love unselfish lovers. I did get to reciprocate to Elexis. I licked her softly around the outer lips, teasing her…I listened as she breathed heavier and heavier and moaned from the teasing. I didn’t make her wait to long before I went for it. I watched her body undulate with sex. She was an amazing lover, I look forward to working with her again.

Michelle Lay  was on set with us that day. She heard me say Iwas trying to take pictures of myself to share with folks for my blog and she asked me if I wanted her to take some pictures. I took her up on her offer and I’m glad I did. She took pictures of us while we did our scene and I’m sure you guys will love it. I had to host my blog somewhere other than wordpress so I could share these with you without getting in trouble with wordpress. See what I do for you guys…I love you SOOOOO much!!! I do this all for YOU. Especially you Shawna Muah!!!

xoxoxo

I had a very memorable V day this year. It certainly will go down into history. The guy and I woke up at 5am to head out to Mountain High to go skiiing…yeah I’m a skiier not a snowboarder and I have developed a hatred for snowboards. In Mammoth the snow boarders are respectful and cool so I guess I can say that my hatred is limited to just the boarded at Mountain High. The were constantly stopping in the middle of the mountain and lining up in groups of 3 or 4 taking up half the pass but I digress….

We had an amazing time on the mountain. The snow was great, we met up with some friends and got to spend some time with them and we were even able to take the Great Danes out for a little romp in the snow. just a side note…Fresh Dog pooh is really really steamy in snow….but that’s a given.

We left the mountain at around 2:30pm so that we could have time to drive home and nap before dinner and our party. I wasn’t able to sleep. I was tossing and turning and I had a horrible head ache. A few weeks ago I got struck with some horrible stomach flu. I was so sick that I actually got sent home from a set because I looked like I was about to die. The first and only time in my carreer a director has sent me home sick. I had to make up the shoot this last sunday so I’ll get into the details for that in a future blog. I just haven’t been feeling right for about 2 weeks. I’m weak, I can’t lift as much weight at the gym. I can’t walk up stair without panting like a fat ass. I’m tired all the time. I can’t eat. I can’t sleep. It’s been aweful.

Well Sugarbear and I decided to go out to dinner anyway as I decided I felt well enough to go out.  Before dinner my baby gave me the best Valentine’s Day card I have ever seen and I am going to share it with you.

The front of the Card

The inside of the card

That card made me so effing happy 🙂

Dinner was great. The party was great but we left early because I wasn’t feeling well at all.

So I have  a bunch of shoots to blog about, I did a shoot with Sinn Sage  for Jake Malone. Sinn is Amazing!!!! I recently did a shoot with Natalie Minx that hot bitch, which was so much fun and I have blog about that one for sure

I also did a shoot for the Tushy Cash folks…and OMG how could I hold out on this one…but I did a wrestling shoot for webringit with Robin and Sybil Starr!!!!!!!!!!!!

so I am going to hit the gym tonight but afterwards I’m cracking open a bottle of jack and getting the blogs going again!

I’ve recently fallen in love with The Ting Tings, especially the “that’s not my name” song. I started laughing when I listend to the lyrics because it totally reminded me of the adult entertainment expo I had to work last month. First of I was working at a booth with about 10,000 strangers flashing pictures of me, none of who knew who the hell I was. Several asked for autographs…like..why…that’s totally weird. The funny thing about the convention freaks is that they think they can demand girls to do things and we will just drop to our knees to please them. To get our attention they would shout, ” hey sweetie, sweetie” or “sexy, over here” “hey baby”. I would joke with the girls in my booth after the show by walking behind them and shouting, “hey sweetie, sweetie, over here…show me your tits, sweetie turn around, sweetie…sweetie.” I got so fucking tired of being called “Sweetie” I could have punched someone the last day. So this song “that’s not my name” just reminded me of my horrible experience with the a-hole at the AEE.  

“Are you calling me Darling?
Are you calling me Bird?
Are you calling me Darling?
Are you calling me Bird?

They call me hell
They call me Stacey
They call me her
They call me Jane

That’s not my name
That’s not my name
That’s not my name
that’s not my name

They call me quiet girl
But I’m a riot yeah
Maybe Jolesia
Always the same”

Anyway, the people at the AEE got a name of their own from me. I called them all “Carl” because they all reminded me of Carl for “Aqua Teen Hunger Force”.

what most the dudes at AEE reminded me of

I don’t understand how someone who looks like Carl thinks I would go for them, when I don’t like guys but when I do find a guy I clearly go for the ones who look like Adonis.

I know that none of the Carls are coming to this Blog and ergo will not have their feelings hurt. I know they won’t come here because they still have no idea who I am, even after the pictures and autographs and attempts to grab my tits and ass. Those type of guys are to fucking rude and inconsiderate they would never take the time to actually look up who I am or try to get to know me at all. Now don’t get me wrong, Not every single person at the convention was a Carl. Carl was a special breed of asshole who went to the show…so if you did go to the show and meet me and you didn’t try to grab my ass, or ask me for my number or tell me graphically how you wanted to fuck me, then you are NOT a Carl.

I’ve been working so much that I haven’t had time to blog about all the amazing women and companies with who I’ve been working.

Where do I start.

I really hate mushing all these together into one blog because each scene really does deserve it’s own blog but I simply can’t do it. I have had a very exciting year so far and everyday something pops up I want to blog about. I will be blogging about most of my wrestling stuff on my new blog site . Of course I will blog about that good stuff here as well but I will go into much more detail on that site as well as provide reviews on scenes I watch. The site also has a forum which is free to sign up and post on so please check it out.

So that’s the first bit of news I wanna talk about.

In other news….I did 2 scenes for Triangle films recently. It’s been a while since I have been able to work with those talented film makers. They had a lot of exciting things happening with their company so they to were busy. The first scene was with a really awesome girl named Stephanie Sage. Stephaine has the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen in my life. Her skin is pale, smooth and firm. I hate to say it but I do love working with younger women because their bodies are so firm. I work out 2 times a day just to try to keep my body not disgusting…if I miss one day at the gym my belly starts flopping around like some gelatinus creature….but I digress…back to the bate material…ahh yes the beautiful Stephanie Sage. Ms. Sage is relatively new to the industry with a handful of scenes under her belt. She expressed she was nervous which I could kinda tell. We did a scene where I was her therapist and she was confessing to me that she was a sex addict and was discussing her fantasies….start dream sequence…. She and I go into the room and make sweet sweet love. Stephanie was a little nervous at first but as the director kinda egged her on she become much more open and aggressive and the scene got really fun. When Stephanie would make eye contact with me, I would simply melt. She is a very sexy girl and I think she will do very well in this industry.

My second scene for Triangle was with Mina Meow…..and it should be said, “MMMMMMEEEEEE OW” damn that girl has skills. First off let me tell you about how excited I got just watching the photographer take stills of her. She’s probably 5′ tall and 89lbs. She’s a rather skinny girl but damn does she have an ass on her….and her tits…whoa..perfect!!! She was the second fair skin beauty I had for the day…yummy. Our scene was outrageous. We got carried away…we didn’t even know camera were around us anymore. We were going at it for what seemed like 5 second but in reality was 30-40 minutes….its always a good sign when a scene goes by fast….it means we were having a good time.

These scenes were for 2 separate series so you will have to check them both out when they are released they are both gonna be fun to watch.

I also did a shoot with my girl Karrlie Dawn recently and I got to play with her new size F titties…yes I said F as in “fuck those are huge”. Karrlie and I get a long…let’s put it that way. She’s an amazing girl…very sexual and very skilled. She is so much fun. I love the fact that I can bang her and then go grab a cup of joe with her and talk about politics and other hot topics. The girl is brilliant and one of the nicest people I’ve ever met. I really really really like her and I know that the scenes she and I have done together are magic. I forget the name of the company who will be releasing the video but you need to google it and get it. It’s outstanding 🙂

This last weekend I got to shoot for Dana Dane again. I always love working for her. She always gives me amazing talent with which to work and she always let’s us just “go at it”. This weekend I got to shoot in Malibu at this really awesome place looking right at the beach with a hot girl named Shayne Ryder. OMG this girl blew me away. She’s another new kid off the block; been in the industry for a few months. She was acting all innocent and shit almost made it seem as if she’d never been with a women…made comments like “oh I’ll just do what you do..you should be the aggressive one cause I don’t know what I’m doing.” yeah right ..that girl had tricks I’ve only seen in professionals. She had the sexiest bedroom eyes. She would be licking me and look right into my soul with those beautiful doe eyes. and she knew how to work it. She moved her body like a dancer…just oozing all over me like she was melting on my hot flesh….she conformed to my body and we moved as one….OMG I’m sounding romantic I must have a crush on this girl. wow…she was amazing!!! yes I recommend googling this video!

well that’s it for now. I will blog about the 12 girl Ultimate Surrender match I had a few days back later…it was pretty outstanding 🙂

I saw the movie, “The Wrestler” the other day. It was utterly depressing and real and I loved it. Mickey Rourke did a fantastic job. I don’t think they could have picked a better guy for the roll. I was totally in love with  Randy “The Ram” Robinson ” because he was stuck in the 80’s. I was left liking the guy but saying to myself, “you did this to yourself man, your priorities are wacked” They guy was living in a trailer and spending tons of money on steriods, tanning, hair dye…OMG it was totally awesome.  Mickey Rourkes body was amazing for anyone’s age but the dude is 52 yers old. 

I gotta say that this movie wont’ be for everyone. It was a raw filming style. One feels as if he or she is litterally following the characters with a camera. The shooting is done with a lot of hand held cameras which is perfect for the feel of the movie. So any of you people who have been spoiled with “the Matrix” camera effect and angles and you can’t stand realism this movie is not for you. The viewer is left to enterpret the ending as he or she wishes. So if you are a moron and need to have every single thing explained to you to following anything ( I.E. if you like the mission impossible movies) then the Wrestler will probably not be for you. Again this movie was depressing but it was so real. It was a roller coaster in the theatre. I was laughing, I was crying, I was bored at moments but then something awesome would happen…like they’d play some really bad 80’s music, or Marisa Tomei would show some boobs (her body was insane and her played her character flawlessly). I hope this movies wins all the awards for which it was nominated.I’m so happy that Mr. Rourke will be appearing in Several movies coming out in 2010. I hope the best for him in his career.

So I had about 12 hours to recover from my trip to Russia before I had to get on a plane and fly to Las Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo. I was suffering from terrible Jet Lag so I don’t have any wild or crazy stories really. When I got to my hotel I learned that I would be sharing a room with the Marvelous Nyssa Nevers. I had never met her before so I was hoping she’d be cool. She walked in the door and right from the get go we hit it off. That lady is completely hysterical. Sharing a room with her was a 24/7 laughfest. The convention was miserable. Some of you may or maynot know that I am NOT a people person. I don’t work customer service for a reason. I like being an online personality because I never really have to deal with people in person. I know, I know….I’m an asshole…what ever.

I have a huge problem with people I don’t know asking me for favors and shit for free. It would be one thing if I had a fan show up to the booth and tell me how much they loved my work and blah blah blah and then ask for a free mug or mousepad that I brought to hand out to special people. But nobody knew who I was. People would walk up to me thinking they were “sneaking” an ass shot with their camera and then snap off 20-30 other pix then be like, “oh you’re kinda pretty, what’s your name” and then proceed to ask me for my personal merchandise. uhh I don’t think so BUDDY. I spend money making merchandise to give out to fans, not just any schmuck off the street. Bare in mind that the booth I was working for ( the Clips4sale Booth) was handing out bags, teeshirts, pens, lights, free porn, frisbees, beach balls…all types of free shit. Also bare in mind that most of the girls signing were charging for pictures and autographs. I didn’t have my merchandise sitting out anywhere for people to see and/or steal…rather I kept it under the table…someone(s) did steal a lot of it…someone also stole my camera.

It wansn’t a completely horrible experience. I got to work at a great booth with two great girls, Ashley Fires and Nyssa Nevers. The girls and I had a blast working with each other. We didn’t get to spend a whole lot of time with each other at the booth because we were constantly posing for pictures however we did make time each day to give each other forced orgasms as shows for the audience.  YEAH!

 The owner of the booth decided that he would hire a body paint to paint a costume on me. The body painter was an amazing artist, I was complemented on his work left and right, I was really proud to be wearing his work….however…..the night before flying out I went to a tanning place a got a mystique tan. I figured I needed some color after being in Russia for 2 weeks. I don’t know what the mystique tan and the body paint talked about while they were on my body but they definately plotted against me that night. When I got back to the hotel to rinse off NONE of the paint was coming off. I had to call Nyssa into the bath room so she could loofa me in unmentionable spots. Eventually most the paint came off but some streaks remained for several days afterwards.

On the first Sunday night that we arrived in Russia, My baby and I decided to go to a well know “pick up” club in Moscow called Night Flight. Basically this club has women who are there specifically to get laid. The night we went was very slow. The holiday was just around the corner and a lot of folks where out of town and/or with family so the club was basically dead. There were a handful of very beautiful women but there were also several horny men there.

One guy at the bar could not stop starring at me. He was making me uncomfortable. My boyfriend jokingly said that they guy probably thought I was a hooker and was checking me out. I was dressed rather conservatively. I was in jeans and a long sleeved shirt…nothing flashy. The guy who was looking at me got up from the bar and started walking over towards me. “Ut oh” I thought….”he’s going to talk to me”. He starts babbling in Russian, I have no idea what he was saying, then he looks at my guy looks at me, then does a double take at my guy again and grabs his shirt. My guy was wearing an Affliction Tee. Nothing flashy…just a shirt…apparently they don’t sell Affliction clothing in Russia. The guy grabs my boyfriends shirt and goes on and on about how he tried to place an order with Affliction but they wont take out of country credit cards…he repeats his story about 5 or 6 times. We were trying to be nice but we were getting really annoyed with the fellow. He was nice and all, he had his friend buy us drinks but man on man the dude kept going on and on and on and on about Affliction. I got so tired I was about to leave with my guy when this cute blond girl grabbed us and saved us. She had to translate to the Russian Affliction fan as the night progressed because he was getting to drunk to speak english anymore. He kept asking me why I was in a known pick up spot with my guy and I had to explain that I was there to pick up on the ladies with him. The blond girl who had “saved us” loved that I was there for the ladies so she called over her sister…literally her half sister who was a bisexual. She was totally trying to pimp out her lil sis on me and it was totally awesome!!! I couldn’t take the drunk Affliction fan any longer. He kept trying to fake head butt and knee my boyfriend…I think he thought he was being funny or cute but he was being really weird and annoying. The bouncers almost had to kick him out a few times but Sugarbear and I dissuaded them from kicking him out. For all we knew he was some Russian Mafia guy who would find us and kill us later…so we played it safe. Things started getting weird when he started grabbing my boyfriends thigh. I started cracking up and telling my boyfriend he needed to be as assertive with this guy as my boyfriend always tells me to be with guys from parties or clubs….finally the tables had turned.bruahahhah. I left the two love birds to flirt heheheh while I went on the dance floor with the cute blond and her sister( who was obsessed with Shakira and wanted to dance to a Shakira song) We danced for a little then went to a table in the back. The girls took me to the bathroom telling me they had a present for me…Why were they giving me a present I was so curious. They told me to take off my shirt….I couldn’t argue with them….so my top came off. They handed me a very sleek sexy black top and asked me to put in on. They said “Happy New Year” and we went out in my new clothes :). I felt so badly that I didnt’ have anything for them…but I had no idea they were going to come into my life that night,….I wasn’t ready 🙁

We stuck around for a little bit then decided to go back to the hotel…just my baby and me.

The next day Sugarbear and I were waiting for a group tour. A middle aged Russian man walked up to my boyfriend and started talking to him about how he lived in New York for several years and how he loves America. Then he started talking about 666 and hospitals…as if that wasn’t weird enough he says he wants to show us a picture. He takes out his phone….now at this point I’m already expecting to see something weird.

He breaks out the phone and displays a picture of what appeared to be him with a really really really nasty hangover. His eyes were bloodshot, his face was weathered. He shows us the picture and in one word he summed himself up…he looked at us and said, “Heroin”. Sugarbear and I started laughing a little then said..”hey we gotta find our group” and walked away. I couldn’t believe the freaks that my baby was attacking. LOL it was hysterical.

In our group we met up with these 2 Americans, Peggy and Laura. We hit it off really well through out the tour. It’s always nice when your in another country and you find another American…you automatically have a bond with them. We ended up going to dinner with them at an American 60’s style restaurant. It was really nice. The next night was New Year’s Eve. They took us to an outdoor flea market called Izmailovsky Flea Market. This flea market had some great deals but again, it was rather dead what with the holiday and people being with family. We had this amazing kabob like things called Shashlik..OMG it was so amazing. I had the chicken, baby had salmon and lamb…on a side note. I was not a big fan of the chicken in Russia. Actually I rather hated it. The fish was amazing, namely the Salmon. The salmon at every single place we ate was unbelievable.

So after the flea market, Peggie and Laura dropped us off at our hotel so we could sleep and then met us later for dinner. We went to Viet Cafe again. So we spent our first night at Viet cafe and our last night there as well. We had an amazing dinner and then around 9pm they kinda kicked us out of the restaurant because they were closing. Every place was closing early for New Years Eve. We walked to red square which was literally across from our hotel. Rather than just letting us cross the street, the army had barricades set up enforcing strict marching patterns. We walked in single file lines about 1/2 mile up then back down the street. If I have to say one thing about Russia, it’s very organized. After we went through the first metal detector we were frisked an then let into the red square. There was a huge concert outside of the red square right behind St. Basil’s. My bf really wanted to go to the concert so Peggie, Laura, SugarB and I started our trek. We marched with literally thousands down the streets of Moscow. What should have been a 100yard walk was turned into a 3 mile detour. No joke…we marched 3 miles to get to the concert and had to go through 2 more metal detectors…those Russians don’t fuck around. So we made it to the concert…it was about 11:45….almost midnight. The people in Russia still haven’t gotten it; they really don’t know how to party yet. They don’t get super excited about anything. They were dancing and everything but no one person there looked like they were really having a good time. The at 11:59 and 50 seconds til midnight Dmitriy Anatolyevich Medvedev, The Russian President, come on the big screen and gave some really drab speech. I couldn’t tel lyou what he said but I can tell you this…no one spoke, no one moved when he spoke in his monotonous voice. Then the clock struck midnight….Medvedev was still talking. The crowd on the other side of the wall was exploding with cheers and we were stuck on the suckie side of the wall where no one was talking but still listening to the Prez talk. He finally finished and people cheered for about 30 seconds then the crowd split up and was gone in a mater of minutes….that was it. There were some fireworks, some cheers but nothing amazing….nothing mind blowing.

I was freezing my ass off so I pleaded with our group to go home or at least back to the hotel. We marched back another 3 miles and finally got to the warmth of our hotel. Peggie and Laura left and baby and I crashed in bed in each other arms. It was an amazing night. I love having someone to kiss at midnight on New Years Eve. Before Sugarbear I had no one so the last 2 years have been very special for me.

Thank you Sugar bear.

xoxoxo

Russia was amazing!!! So deep with culture and history…what a fun trip. We ended up traveling for 21 hours yesterday to get home. We had to fly from St. Petersburg to Moscow and then from moscow to LA….what a journey.

So where should I start….okay the plane trip to Moscow.

We decided to fly using Aeroflots because they were the only ones who had nonstop services to Moscow. We did some research before we left and found that Aeroflots didn’t have the best reputation. We were scared of the flight before we got on. We heard that seats were literally duct taped together, flys would be buzzing around, the food wouldn’t come until 11 hours into the flight….basically anything that could go wrong…people were telling us would go wrong.

The flight wasn’t bad. Russians did cut like everyone said they would. We were warned that Russians all crowd and push to the front…I did not experience this. We waited in line to check in with Aeroflots. I figured it would be easy since we had called several weeks in advance to book our seats to ensure we would be seated next to each other. Much to our dismay, when we got to the counter, the service rep informed us that the seats we had reserved were no longer researved but he could seat us together on the back of the plane….he also told us that our calling in advance to book the seats does no good and he didn’t understand why Aeroflots tells people their seats are books over the phone because they have no way to possibly do that…but I digress.

We get on the plane, which was delayed 2.5 hours…no biggie…just means we got to spend more time together. We finally board and get to our seats ( which are about 10 yards from any tv monitors and on a 12 hour flight that takes a lot of fun out of things). The plane started to back up and move and all these old people were still standing up getting stuff out of the over head compartments. These people were crazy, it was a bumpy take off. The flight to Moscow wasn’t bad at all. I slept a bit on the plane, I was happy, Sugar bear was happy, things seemed to be goin very well.

We knew we were going to be late since the plane was delayed and we had a driver waiting for us in Moscow to pick us up from the airport but we had no way of getting ahold of him to let him know we were going to be late. When we landed it took almost an hour to collect our luggage. The driver was there waiting for us. He had sat there waiting for 2+ hours..what a sport!!!

We checked into our hotel. We stayed at Le Meridien National in Moscow. It came highly recommended to us by a friend of SugarBears. That hotel is literally across the street from red square and everything worth seeing is within walking distance from the hotel, which is great because we learned that taxis in Russia are a rip off.

After checking in and relazing for a secont we decided to venture out into the snowy night to find a place to eat. We had travel books that had recommended some cafe called FAQ cafe and we figured we would try the place out. We couldn’t find the dame place. We walked up and down the street looking for it, we asked a few people on the street if they knew were it was and the just stared at us. We learned that Russians are staring people. They won’t give you an ” i don’t understand” or ” i don’t speak english” nothing…not even a “fuck you” in english or russian…they just star at you and walk past you. it’s rather creepy. after one or two futile attempts to get directions for passerbyers on the street we finally hit the jack pot. We found two girls who not only spoke great english but they recommended a better place to eat for the night. The kindly escorted us over to a place called Viet Cafe which was right around the corner from our hotel. Since it was a Saturday night several russian youths gathered in the resturant/bar eating, drinking and dancing to loud techno music….the russians love Techno. Viet cafe had amazing service and the food was great. I highly recommend it. That night,  the locals were very friendly to us. Some even bought us a crazy drink called “gone with the wind”. They 5 shots of something or another around another drink that was in a martini glass. The liquid in the martini glass was light on fire. The drinker is supposed to suck the liquid from the martini glass up with a straw while someone throws the 2 shots next to the glass into the beverage all the while the drinker sucks up everything. The drinker is then supposed to do the 3 other shots lined up waiting. It was pretty hectic.

Ok…I can see this is going to take a lot longer to blog about than I thought….all this and I haven’t even gotten to the end of our first night…so here are some highlights and I will blog in more detail later…I have to head out to Vegas for the AVN convention tomorrow and I have to unpack and repack stilll…oh my time clock if fucked 🙁

highlights after night one

we saw Lenin….so bizzare the dude looks younger and better than me…I’ll have what he’s having.

Kremlin…very nice

St. Basil’s Cathedral….beautiful

Felix the tour guide…what a character

Went to a “Pick UP bar called Night flight” and some dude was molesting my bf and his Affliction Teeshirt.

The Americans we met on one of our tours…..nice folks…ended up spending new years with them

OMG NYE in Kremlin….Russian president bummed me out

I ate Reindeer…RIP rudolph

Flight to ST. Petersburg was great

Hermitage Museaum is  WAY to big to see in one day…one year even…we saw a lot…My feet still hurt

Peter and Pauls fortresss…saw naked people jumping into belowfreezing temperatured water….not just one or two of them either there were a lot…naked….totally awesome

went to strip club…it wasn’t all that great. girls in Russia are all about money money money.

I will give more details later I’ll post pix as well.