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So I had about 12 hours to recover from my trip to Russia before I had to get on a plane and fly to Las Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo. I was suffering from terrible Jet Lag so I don’t have any wild or crazy stories really. When I got to my hotel I learned that I would be sharing a room with the Marvelous Nyssa Nevers. I had never met her before so I was hoping she’d be cool. She walked in the door and right from the get go we hit it off. That lady is completely hysterical. Sharing a room with her was a 24/7 laughfest. The convention was miserable. Some of you may or maynot know that I am NOT a people person. I don’t work customer service for a reason. I like being an online personality because I never really have to deal with people in person. I know, I know….I’m an asshole…what ever.

I have a huge problem with people I don’t know asking me for favors and shit for free. It would be one thing if I had a fan show up to the booth and tell me how much they loved my work and blah blah blah and then ask for a free mug or mousepad that I brought to hand out to special people. But nobody knew who I was. People would walk up to me thinking they were “sneaking” an ass shot with their camera and then snap off 20-30 other pix then be like, “oh you’re kinda pretty, what’s your name” and then proceed to ask me for my personal merchandise. uhh I don’t think so BUDDY. I spend money making merchandise to give out to fans, not just any schmuck off the street. Bare in mind that the booth I was working for ( the Clips4sale Booth) was handing out bags, teeshirts, pens, lights, free porn, frisbees, beach balls…all types of free shit. Also bare in mind that most of the girls signing were charging for pictures and autographs. I didn’t have my merchandise sitting out anywhere for people to see and/or steal…rather I kept it under the table…someone(s) did steal a lot of it…someone also stole my camera.

It wansn’t a completely horrible experience. I got to work at a great booth with two great girls, Ashley Fires and Nyssa Nevers. The girls and I had a blast working with each other. We didn’t get to spend a whole lot of time with each other at the booth because we were constantly posing for pictures however we did make time each day to give each other forced orgasms as shows for the audience.  YEAH!

 The owner of the booth decided that he would hire a body paint to paint a costume on me. The body painter was an amazing artist, I was complemented on his work left and right, I was really proud to be wearing his work….however…..the night before flying out I went to a tanning place a got a mystique tan. I figured I needed some color after being in Russia for 2 weeks. I don’t know what the mystique tan and the body paint talked about while they were on my body but they definately plotted against me that night. When I got back to the hotel to rinse off NONE of the paint was coming off. I had to call Nyssa into the bath room so she could loofa me in unmentionable spots. Eventually most the paint came off but some streaks remained for several days afterwards.