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Reflecting on AEE

by admin February 11, 2009

I’ve recently fallen in love with The Ting Tings, especially the “that’s not my name” song. I started laughing when I listend to the lyrics because it totally reminded me of the adult entertainment expo I had to work last month. First of I was working at a booth with about 10,000 strangers flashing pictures of me, none of who knew who the hell I was. Several asked for autographs…like..why…that’s totally weird. The funny thing about the convention freaks is that they think they can demand girls to do things and we will just drop to our knees to please them. To get our attention they would shout, ” hey sweetie, sweetie” or “sexy, over here” “hey baby”. I would joke with the girls in my booth after the show by walking behind them and shouting, “hey sweetie, sweetie, over here…show me your tits, sweetie turn around, sweetie…sweetie.” I got so fucking tired of being called “Sweetie” I could have punched someone the last day. So this song “that’s not my name” just reminded me of my horrible experience with the a-hole at the AEE.

“Are you calling me Darling?
Are you calling me Bird?
Are you calling me Darling?
Are you calling me Bird?

They call me hell
They call me Stacey
They call me her
They call me Jane

That’s not my name
That’s not my name
That’s not my name
that’s not my name

They call me quiet girl
But I’m a riot yeah
Maybe Jolesia
Always the same”

Anyway, the people at the AEE got a name of their own from me. I called them all “Carl” because they all reminded me of Carl for “Aqua Teen Hunger Force”.

what most the dudes at AEE reminded me of

what most the dudes at AEE reminded me of

I don’t understand how someone who looks like Carl thinks I would go for them, when I don’t like guys but when I do find a guy I clearly go for the ones who look like Adonis.
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I know that none of the Carls are coming to this Blog and ergo will not have their feelings hurt. I know they won’t come here because they still have no idea who I am, even after the pictures and autographs and attempts to grab my tits and ass. Those type of guys are to fucking rude and inconsiderate they would never take the time to actually look up who I am or try to get to know me at all. Now don’t get me wrong, Not every single person at the convention was a Carl. Carl was a special breed of asshole who went to the show…so if you did go to the show and meet me and you didn’t try to grab my ass, or ask me for my number or tell me graphically how you wanted to fuck me, then you are NOT a Carl.

adonis AEE Aqua Teens Hunger Force Carl

11 comments

Shawna February 11, 2009 at 8:05 am

LMAO! The abscess on my brain didn’t hurt for those few minutes I was laughing while reading this blog. Oh, I’m still laughing. Thank you for providing some comedy relief here in my boring world. BTW, maybe you needed to appear nice cause it’s your job (?), but if you need any of those dirty old men to be bitch slapped, just call on me—what are they going to do—arrest a dying cancer patient?! LOL. I’ll take on any of these bastards for you. I’m in a fighting mood! I’m all about going down in a blaze of glory!!!

Nyssa Nevers February 11, 2009 at 4:45 pm

The must have send out a mass email to all the Carls of the world to come unite at the AEE, make sure to pack your dopiest one liner!

Yoggie February 11, 2009 at 10:06 am

Thank God I didn’t go. As I look like Carl’s older,fatter brother, the first time I would have said “Hey, Ariel” would have gotten me two black eyes and an arm in a caste. 🙂

Frenchy February 12, 2009 at 12:09 am

Eheh, I love this song too… But it’s the most popular, others of the album are also good 🙂

Vee February 11, 2009 at 8:20 pm

Oh the “Carls”, they look like my old gym class teacher…Too funny

lezarielx February 13, 2009 at 4:36 am

Yoggie ( Mystok)! I love you, If you ever come to see me I would never punch you. You would have to punch me because I’d be grabbing your tits and ass.

I really hope you guys don’t think I’m an asshole. I absolutely LOVE my fans. I just can’t stand strange men who think I live to please them and they can boss me around at conventions and try to grab my body parts. Like I said…the Carls wont be coming to this blog so I’m sure no one has any hurt feelings. I’m probably on their myspace profile and their telling everyone I’m their girlfriend yet they still have NO idea what I do or who I pretend to be hahaha

Vee February 13, 2009 at 2:30 am

I doubt any one is upset about what you wrote..and if they are I doubt they are a fan. Maybe do a wrestling match between your fans & “carls”.Teach them a lesson, make them beg for mercy. Maybe wear Aqua Teen Hunger Force costumes…just a weird thought…

Ariel…good job on the new wrestling site/forum…it’s looking good!

Fredrik February 13, 2009 at 10:07 pm

I’m a pretty normal guy far from being an Adonis, although 10 years back I was one 😉 , but let me just tell you that as a man all the asshole men in the world really pisses me of as well. Their total failure in separating fact from fiction, performer from person and their own fantasies about their importance from reality is mind boggling as well as scary in a pathetic kind of way and dangerous. Not that there isnt women around like that also, but they are usually not quite as scary.

As a proper 😉 man I can verify that you’re instincts are spot on, the Carl´s of the world is best kept as far away as possible.

Ken February 17, 2009 at 2:04 am

I take something like pride in the fact that I’m not a Carl. And hope I never become one.

lezarielx February 19, 2009 at 9:03 am

shawna I will take you up on your body guard offer. But you’ll have to let me repay you somehow bruahhaahh

Shawna February 21, 2009 at 4:43 am

Ariel, it’s my pleasure to do this but it’s part of my community service hours, which I need to complete before my next sentencing hearing for aggravated assault! I have to do it free of charge, but since you mentioned it, and the door does appear to be wide open here, it’s got me thinking of a thousand different things you could do to repay me but the first thing that comes to mind is my laundry. Geez that pile has been backed up for 3 weeks now! Oh, wait, that’s an evil laugh of yours—I get it now. I don’t know why my mind is always in the hamper…

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