Archives January 2009

I’ve been working so much that I haven’t had time to blog about all the amazing women and companies with who I’ve been working.

Where do I start.

I really hate mushing all these together into one blog because each scene really does deserve it’s own blog but I simply can’t do it. I have had a very exciting year so far and everyday something pops up I want to blog about. I will be blogging about most of my wrestling stuff on my new blog site . Of course I will blog about that good stuff here as well but I will go into much more detail on that site as well as provide reviews on scenes I watch. The site also has a forum which is free to sign up and post on so please check it out.

So that’s the first bit of news I wanna talk about.

In other news….I did 2 scenes for Triangle films recently. It’s been a while since I have been able to work with those talented film makers. They had a lot of exciting things happening with their company so they to were busy. The first scene was with a really awesome girl named Stephanie Sage. Stephaine has the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen in my life. Her skin is pale, smooth and firm. I hate to say it but I do love working with younger women because their bodies are so firm. I work out 2 times a day just to try to keep my body not disgusting…if I miss one day at the gym my belly starts flopping around like some gelatinus creature….but I digress…back to the bate material…ahh yes the beautiful Stephanie Sage. Ms. Sage is relatively new to the industry with a handful of scenes under her belt. She expressed she was nervous which I could kinda tell. We did a scene where I was her therapist and she was confessing to me that she was a sex addict and was discussing her fantasies….start dream sequence…. She and I go into the room and make sweet sweet love. Stephanie was a little nervous at first but as the director kinda egged her on she become much more open and aggressive and the scene got really fun. When Stephanie would make eye contact with me, I would simply melt. She is a very sexy girl and I think she will do very well in this industry.

My second scene for Triangle was with Mina Meow…..and it should be said, “MMMMMMEEEEEE OW” damn that girl has skills. First off let me tell you about how excited I got just watching the photographer take stills of her. She’s probably 5′ tall and 89lbs. She’s a rather skinny girl but damn does she have an ass on her….and her tits…whoa..perfect!!! She was the second fair skin beauty I had for the day…yummy. Our scene was outrageous. We got carried away…we didn’t even know camera were around us anymore. We were going at it for what seemed like 5 second but in reality was 30-40 minutes….its always a good sign when a scene goes by fast….it means we were having a good time.

These scenes were for 2 separate series so you will have to check them both out when they are released they are both gonna be fun to watch.

I also did a shoot with my girl Karrlie Dawn recently and I got to play with her new size F titties…yes I said F as in “fuck those are huge”. Karrlie and I get a long…let’s put it that way. She’s an amazing girl…very sexual and very skilled. She is so much fun. I love the fact that I can bang her and then go grab a cup of joe with her and talk about politics and other hot topics. The girl is brilliant and one of the nicest people I’ve ever met. I really really really like her and I know that the scenes she and I have done together are magic. I forget the name of the company who will be releasing the video but you need to google it and get it. It’s outstanding 🙂

This last weekend I got to shoot for Dana Dane again. I always love working for her. She always gives me amazing talent with which to work and she always let’s us just “go at it”. This weekend I got to shoot in Malibu at this really awesome place looking right at the beach with a hot girl named Shayne Ryder. OMG this girl blew me away. She’s another new kid off the block; been in the industry for a few months. She was acting all innocent and shit almost made it seem as if she’d never been with a women…made comments like “oh I’ll just do what you do..you should be the aggressive one cause I don’t know what I’m doing.” yeah right ..that girl had tricks I’ve only seen in professionals. She had the sexiest bedroom eyes. She would be licking me and look right into my soul with those beautiful doe eyes. and she knew how to work it. She moved her body like a dancer…just oozing all over me like she was melting on my hot flesh….she conformed to my body and we moved as one….OMG I’m sounding romantic I must have a crush on this girl. wow…she was amazing!!! yes I recommend googling this video!

well that’s it for now. I will blog about the 12 girl Ultimate Surrender match I had a few days back later…it was pretty outstanding 🙂

Lorelei Lee fucks her slave boys ass then makes him sweep up!

I saw the movie, “The Wrestler” the other day. It was utterly depressing and real and I loved it. Mickey Rourke did a fantastic job. I don’t think they could have picked a better guy for the roll. I was totally in love with  Randy “The Ram” Robinson ” because he was stuck in the 80’s. I was left liking the guy but saying to myself, “you did this to yourself man, your priorities are wacked” They guy was living in a trailer and spending tons of money on steriods, tanning, hair dye…OMG it was totally awesome.  Mickey Rourkes body was amazing for anyone’s age but the dude is 52 yers old. 

I gotta say that this movie wont’ be for everyone. It was a raw filming style. One feels as if he or she is litterally following the characters with a camera. The shooting is done with a lot of hand held cameras which is perfect for the feel of the movie. So any of you people who have been spoiled with “the Matrix” camera effect and angles and you can’t stand realism this movie is not for you. The viewer is left to enterpret the ending as he or she wishes. So if you are a moron and need to have every single thing explained to you to following anything ( I.E. if you like the mission impossible movies) then the Wrestler will probably not be for you. Again this movie was depressing but it was so real. It was a roller coaster in the theatre. I was laughing, I was crying, I was bored at moments but then something awesome would happen…like they’d play some really bad 80’s music, or Marisa Tomei would show some boobs (her body was insane and her played her character flawlessly). I hope this movies wins all the awards for which it was nominated.I’m so happy that Mr. Rourke will be appearing in Several movies coming out in 2010. I hope the best for him in his career.

So I had about 12 hours to recover from my trip to Russia before I had to get on a plane and fly to Las Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo. I was suffering from terrible Jet Lag so I don’t have any wild or crazy stories really. When I got to my hotel I learned that I would be sharing a room with the Marvelous Nyssa Nevers. I had never met her before so I was hoping she’d be cool. She walked in the door and right from the get go we hit it off. That lady is completely hysterical. Sharing a room with her was a 24/7 laughfest. The convention was miserable. Some of you may or maynot know that I am NOT a people person. I don’t work customer service for a reason. I like being an online personality because I never really have to deal with people in person. I know, I know….I’m an asshole…what ever.

I have a huge problem with people I don’t know asking me for favors and shit for free. It would be one thing if I had a fan show up to the booth and tell me how much they loved my work and blah blah blah and then ask for a free mug or mousepad that I brought to hand out to special people. But nobody knew who I was. People would walk up to me thinking they were “sneaking” an ass shot with their camera and then snap off 20-30 other pix then be like, “oh you’re kinda pretty, what’s your name” and then proceed to ask me for my personal merchandise. uhh I don’t think so BUDDY. I spend money making merchandise to give out to fans, not just any schmuck off the street. Bare in mind that the booth I was working for ( the Clips4sale Booth) was handing out bags, teeshirts, pens, lights, free porn, frisbees, beach balls…all types of free shit. Also bare in mind that most of the girls signing were charging for pictures and autographs. I didn’t have my merchandise sitting out anywhere for people to see and/or steal…rather I kept it under the table…someone(s) did steal a lot of it…someone also stole my camera.

It wansn’t a completely horrible experience. I got to work at a great booth with two great girls, Ashley Fires and Nyssa Nevers. The girls and I had a blast working with each other. We didn’t get to spend a whole lot of time with each other at the booth because we were constantly posing for pictures however we did make time each day to give each other forced orgasms as shows for the audience.  YEAH!

 The owner of the booth decided that he would hire a body paint to paint a costume on me. The body painter was an amazing artist, I was complemented on his work left and right, I was really proud to be wearing his work….however…..the night before flying out I went to a tanning place a got a mystique tan. I figured I needed some color after being in Russia for 2 weeks. I don’t know what the mystique tan and the body paint talked about while they were on my body but they definately plotted against me that night. When I got back to the hotel to rinse off NONE of the paint was coming off. I had to call Nyssa into the bath room so she could loofa me in unmentionable spots. Eventually most the paint came off but some streaks remained for several days afterwards.

A man would be a fool to call a beautiful woman out on her Little Black Dress, but this is a lesson that Lobo apparently never learned – until now.

Kimberly Kane is saucy, sensual and sexy as hell in or out of that dress. When she is on top, getting off, slapping, spitting and fucking she is right in her element. She gives us a great performance with this update, she makes it feel like she is right there with you… you wish.

On the first Sunday night that we arrived in Russia, My baby and I decided to go to a well know “pick up” club in Moscow called Night Flight. Basically this club has women who are there specifically to get laid. The night we went was very slow. The holiday was just around the corner and a lot of folks where out of town and/or with family so the club was basically dead. There were a handful of very beautiful women but there were also several horny men there.

One guy at the bar could not stop starring at me. He was making me uncomfortable. My boyfriend jokingly said that they guy probably thought I was a hooker and was checking me out. I was dressed rather conservatively. I was in jeans and a long sleeved shirt…nothing flashy. The guy who was looking at me got up from the bar and started walking over towards me. “Ut oh” I thought….”he’s going to talk to me”. He starts babbling in Russian, I have no idea what he was saying, then he looks at my guy looks at me, then does a double take at my guy again and grabs his shirt. My guy was wearing an Affliction Tee. Nothing flashy…just a shirt…apparently they don’t sell Affliction clothing in Russia. The guy grabs my boyfriends shirt and goes on and on about how he tried to place an order with Affliction but they wont take out of country credit cards…he repeats his story about 5 or 6 times. We were trying to be nice but we were getting really annoyed with the fellow. He was nice and all, he had his friend buy us drinks but man on man the dude kept going on and on and on and on about Affliction. I got so tired I was about to leave with my guy when this cute blond girl grabbed us and saved us. She had to translate to the Russian Affliction fan as the night progressed because he was getting to drunk to speak english anymore. He kept asking me why I was in a known pick up spot with my guy and I had to explain that I was there to pick up on the ladies with him. The blond girl who had “saved us” loved that I was there for the ladies so she called over her sister…literally her half sister who was a bisexual. She was totally trying to pimp out her lil sis on me and it was totally awesome!!! I couldn’t take the drunk Affliction fan any longer. He kept trying to fake head butt and knee my boyfriend…I think he thought he was being funny or cute but he was being really weird and annoying. The bouncers almost had to kick him out a few times but Sugarbear and I dissuaded them from kicking him out. For all we knew he was some Russian Mafia guy who would find us and kill us later…so we played it safe. Things started getting weird when he started grabbing my boyfriends thigh. I started cracking up and telling my boyfriend he needed to be as assertive with this guy as my boyfriend always tells me to be with guys from parties or clubs….finally the tables had turned.bruahahhah. I left the two love birds to flirt heheheh while I went on the dance floor with the cute blond and her sister( who was obsessed with Shakira and wanted to dance to a Shakira song) We danced for a little then went to a table in the back. The girls took me to the bathroom telling me they had a present for me…Why were they giving me a present I was so curious. They told me to take off my shirt….I couldn’t argue with them….so my top came off. They handed me a very sleek sexy black top and asked me to put in on. They said “Happy New Year” and we went out in my new clothes :). I felt so badly that I didnt’ have anything for them…but I had no idea they were going to come into my life that night,….I wasn’t ready 🙁

We stuck around for a little bit then decided to go back to the hotel…just my baby and me.

The next day Sugarbear and I were waiting for a group tour. A middle aged Russian man walked up to my boyfriend and started talking to him about how he lived in New York for several years and how he loves America. Then he started talking about 666 and hospitals…as if that wasn’t weird enough he says he wants to show us a picture. He takes out his phone….now at this point I’m already expecting to see something weird.

He breaks out the phone and displays a picture of what appeared to be him with a really really really nasty hangover. His eyes were bloodshot, his face was weathered. He shows us the picture and in one word he summed himself up…he looked at us and said, “Heroin”. Sugarbear and I started laughing a little then said..”hey we gotta find our group” and walked away. I couldn’t believe the freaks that my baby was attacking. LOL it was hysterical.

In our group we met up with these 2 Americans, Peggy and Laura. We hit it off really well through out the tour. It’s always nice when your in another country and you find another American…you automatically have a bond with them. We ended up going to dinner with them at an American 60’s style restaurant. It was really nice. The next night was New Year’s Eve. They took us to an outdoor flea market called Izmailovsky Flea Market. This flea market had some great deals but again, it was rather dead what with the holiday and people being with family. We had this amazing kabob like things called Shashlik..OMG it was so amazing. I had the chicken, baby had salmon and lamb…on a side note. I was not a big fan of the chicken in Russia. Actually I rather hated it. The fish was amazing, namely the Salmon. The salmon at every single place we ate was unbelievable.

So after the flea market, Peggie and Laura dropped us off at our hotel so we could sleep and then met us later for dinner. We went to Viet Cafe again. So we spent our first night at Viet cafe and our last night there as well. We had an amazing dinner and then around 9pm they kinda kicked us out of the restaurant because they were closing. Every place was closing early for New Years Eve. We walked to red square which was literally across from our hotel. Rather than just letting us cross the street, the army had barricades set up enforcing strict marching patterns. We walked in single file lines about 1/2 mile up then back down the street. If I have to say one thing about Russia, it’s very organized. After we went through the first metal detector we were frisked an then let into the red square. There was a huge concert outside of the red square right behind St. Basil’s. My bf really wanted to go to the concert so Peggie, Laura, SugarB and I started our trek. We marched with literally thousands down the streets of Moscow. What should have been a 100yard walk was turned into a 3 mile detour. No joke…we marched 3 miles to get to the concert and had to go through 2 more metal detectors…those Russians don’t fuck around. So we made it to the concert…it was about 11:45….almost midnight. The people in Russia still haven’t gotten it; they really don’t know how to party yet. They don’t get super excited about anything. They were dancing and everything but no one person there looked like they were really having a good time. The at 11:59 and 50 seconds til midnight Dmitriy Anatolyevich Medvedev, The Russian President, come on the big screen and gave some really drab speech. I couldn’t tel lyou what he said but I can tell you this…no one spoke, no one moved when he spoke in his monotonous voice. Then the clock struck midnight….Medvedev was still talking. The crowd on the other side of the wall was exploding with cheers and we were stuck on the suckie side of the wall where no one was talking but still listening to the Prez talk. He finally finished and people cheered for about 30 seconds then the crowd split up and was gone in a mater of minutes….that was it. There were some fireworks, some cheers but nothing amazing….nothing mind blowing.

I was freezing my ass off so I pleaded with our group to go home or at least back to the hotel. We marched back another 3 miles and finally got to the warmth of our hotel. Peggie and Laura left and baby and I crashed in bed in each other arms. It was an amazing night. I love having someone to kiss at midnight on New Years Eve. Before Sugarbear I had no one so the last 2 years have been very special for me.

Thank you Sugar bear.

xoxoxo

Russia was amazing!!! So deep with culture and history…what a fun trip. We ended up traveling for 21 hours yesterday to get home. We had to fly from St. Petersburg to Moscow and then from moscow to LA….what a journey.

So where should I start….okay the plane trip to Moscow.

We decided to fly using Aeroflots because they were the only ones who had nonstop services to Moscow. We did some research before we left and found that Aeroflots didn’t have the best reputation. We were scared of the flight before we got on. We heard that seats were literally duct taped together, flys would be buzzing around, the food wouldn’t come until 11 hours into the flight….basically anything that could go wrong…people were telling us would go wrong.

The flight wasn’t bad. Russians did cut like everyone said they would. We were warned that Russians all crowd and push to the front…I did not experience this. We waited in line to check in with Aeroflots. I figured it would be easy since we had called several weeks in advance to book our seats to ensure we would be seated next to each other. Much to our dismay, when we got to the counter, the service rep informed us that the seats we had reserved were no longer researved but he could seat us together on the back of the plane….he also told us that our calling in advance to book the seats does no good and he didn’t understand why Aeroflots tells people their seats are books over the phone because they have no way to possibly do that…but I digress.

We get on the plane, which was delayed 2.5 hours…no biggie…just means we got to spend more time together. We finally board and get to our seats ( which are about 10 yards from any tv monitors and on a 12 hour flight that takes a lot of fun out of things). The plane started to back up and move and all these old people were still standing up getting stuff out of the over head compartments. These people were crazy, it was a bumpy take off. The flight to Moscow wasn’t bad at all. I slept a bit on the plane, I was happy, Sugar bear was happy, things seemed to be goin very well.

We knew we were going to be late since the plane was delayed and we had a driver waiting for us in Moscow to pick us up from the airport but we had no way of getting ahold of him to let him know we were going to be late. When we landed it took almost an hour to collect our luggage. The driver was there waiting for us. He had sat there waiting for 2+ hours..what a sport!!!

We checked into our hotel. We stayed at Le Meridien National in Moscow. It came highly recommended to us by a friend of SugarBears. That hotel is literally across the street from red square and everything worth seeing is within walking distance from the hotel, which is great because we learned that taxis in Russia are a rip off.

After checking in and relazing for a secont we decided to venture out into the snowy night to find a place to eat. We had travel books that had recommended some cafe called FAQ cafe and we figured we would try the place out. We couldn’t find the dame place. We walked up and down the street looking for it, we asked a few people on the street if they knew were it was and the just stared at us. We learned that Russians are staring people. They won’t give you an ” i don’t understand” or ” i don’t speak english” nothing…not even a “fuck you” in english or russian…they just star at you and walk past you. it’s rather creepy. after one or two futile attempts to get directions for passerbyers on the street we finally hit the jack pot. We found two girls who not only spoke great english but they recommended a better place to eat for the night. The kindly escorted us over to a place called Viet Cafe which was right around the corner from our hotel. Since it was a Saturday night several russian youths gathered in the resturant/bar eating, drinking and dancing to loud techno music….the russians love Techno. Viet cafe had amazing service and the food was great. I highly recommend it. That night,  the locals were very friendly to us. Some even bought us a crazy drink called “gone with the wind”. They 5 shots of something or another around another drink that was in a martini glass. The liquid in the martini glass was light on fire. The drinker is supposed to suck the liquid from the martini glass up with a straw while someone throws the 2 shots next to the glass into the beverage all the while the drinker sucks up everything. The drinker is then supposed to do the 3 other shots lined up waiting. It was pretty hectic.

Ok…I can see this is going to take a lot longer to blog about than I thought….all this and I haven’t even gotten to the end of our first night…so here are some highlights and I will blog in more detail later…I have to head out to Vegas for the AVN convention tomorrow and I have to unpack and repack stilll…oh my time clock if fucked 🙁

highlights after night one

we saw Lenin….so bizzare the dude looks younger and better than me…I’ll have what he’s having.

Kremlin…very nice

St. Basil’s Cathedral….beautiful

Felix the tour guide…what a character

Went to a “Pick UP bar called Night flight” and some dude was molesting my bf and his Affliction Teeshirt.

The Americans we met on one of our tours…..nice folks…ended up spending new years with them

OMG NYE in Kremlin….Russian president bummed me out

I ate Reindeer…RIP rudolph

Flight to ST. Petersburg was great

Hermitage Museaum is  WAY to big to see in one day…one year even…we saw a lot…My feet still hurt

Peter and Pauls fortresss…saw naked people jumping into belowfreezing temperatured water….not just one or two of them either there were a lot…naked….totally awesome

went to strip club…it wasn’t all that great. girls in Russia are all about money money money.

I will give more details later I’ll post pix as well.