Archives February 2009

Valentine's Day and more

I had a very memorable V day this year. It certainly will go down into history. The guy and I woke up at 5am to head out to Mountain High to go skiiing…yeah I’m a skiier not a snowboarder and I have developed a hatred for snowboards. In Mammoth the snow boarders are respectful and cool so I guess I can say that my hatred is limited to just the boarded at Mountain High. The were constantly stopping in the middle of the mountain and lining up in groups of 3 or 4 taking up half the pass but I digress….

We had an amazing time on the mountain. The snow was great, we met up with some friends and got to spend some time with them and we were even able to take the Great Danes out for a little romp in the snow. just a side note…Fresh Dog pooh is really really steamy in snow….but that’s a given.

We left the mountain at around 2:30pm so that we could have time to drive home and nap before dinner and our party. I wasn’t able to sleep. I was tossing and turning and I had a horrible head ache. A few weeks ago I got struck with some horrible stomach flu. I was so sick that I actually got sent home from a set because I looked like I was about to die. The first and only time in my carreer a director has sent me home sick. I had to make up the shoot this last sunday so I’ll get into the details for that in a future blog. I just haven’t been feeling right for about 2 weeks. I’m weak, I can’t lift as much weight at the gym. I can’t walk up stair without panting like a fat ass. I’m tired all the time. I can’t eat. I can’t sleep. It’s been aweful.

Well Sugarbear and I decided to go out to dinner anyway as I decided I felt well enough to go out.  Before dinner my baby gave me the best Valentine’s Day card I have ever seen and I am going to share it with you.

The front of the Card

The front of the Card

The inside of the card

The inside of the card

 

That card made me so effing happy 🙂

Dinner was great. The party was great but we left early because I wasn’t feeling well at all.

So I have  a bunch of shoots to blog about, I did a shoot with Sinn Sage  for Jake Malone. Sinn is Amazing!!!! I recently did a shoot with Natalie Minx that hot bitch, which was so much fun and I have blog about that one for sure

I also did a shoot for the Tushy Cash folks…and OMG how could I hold out on this one…but I did a wrestling shoot for webringit with Robin and Sybil Starr!!!!!!!!!!!!

so I am going to hit the gym tonight but afterwards I’m cracking open a bottle of jack and getting the blogs going again!

Reflecting on AEE

I’ve recently fallen in love with The Ting Tings, especially the “that’s not my name” song. I started laughing when I listend to the lyrics because it totally reminded me of the adult entertainment expo I had to work last month. First of I was working at a booth with about 10,000 strangers flashing pictures of me, none of who knew who the hell I was. Several asked for autographs…like..why…that’s totally weird. The funny thing about the convention freaks is that they think they can demand girls to do things and we will just drop to our knees to please them. To get our attention they would shout, ” hey sweetie, sweetie” or “sexy, over here” “hey baby”. I would joke with the girls in my booth after the show by walking behind them and shouting, “hey sweetie, sweetie, over here…show me your tits, sweetie turn around, sweetie…sweetie.” I got so fucking tired of being called “Sweetie” I could have punched someone the last day. So this song “that’s not my name” just reminded me of my horrible experience with the a-hole at the AEE.  

“Are you calling me Darling?
Are you calling me Bird?
Are you calling me Darling?
Are you calling me Bird?

They call me hell
They call me Stacey
They call me her
They call me Jane

That’s not my name
That’s not my name
That’s not my name
that’s not my name

They call me quiet girl
But I’m a riot yeah
Maybe Jolesia
Always the same”

Anyway, the people at the AEE got a name of their own from me. I called them all “Carl” because they all reminded me of Carl for “Aqua Teen Hunger Force”.

what most the dudes at AEE reminded me of

what most the dudes at AEE reminded me of

I don’t understand how someone who looks like Carl thinks I would go for them, when I don’t like guys but when I do find a guy I clearly go for the ones who look like Adonis.
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I know that none of the Carls are coming to this Blog and ergo will not have their feelings hurt. I know they won’t come here because they still have no idea who I am, even after the pictures and autographs and attempts to grab my tits and ass. Those type of guys are to fucking rude and inconsiderate they would never take the time to actually look up who I am or try to get to know me at all. Now don’t get me wrong, Not every single person at the convention was a Carl. Carl was a special breed of asshole who went to the show…so if you did go to the show and meet me and you didn’t try to grab my ass, or ask me for my number or tell me graphically how you wanted to fuck me, then you are NOT a Carl.