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Simone and Rico

I had a very memorable V day this year. It certainly will go down into history. The guy and I woke up at 5am to head out to Mountain High to go skiiing…yeah I’m a skiier not a snowboarder and I have developed a hatred for snowboards. In Mammoth the snow boarders are respectful and cool so I guess I can say that my hatred is limited to just the boarded at Mountain High. The were constantly stopping in the middle of the mountain and lining up in groups of 3 or 4 taking up half the pass but I digress….

We had an amazing time on the mountain. The snow was great, we met up with some friends and got to spend some time with them and we were even able to take the Great Danes out for a little romp in the snow. just a side note…Fresh Dog pooh is really really steamy in snow….but that’s a given.

We left the mountain at around 2:30pm so that we could have time to drive home and nap before dinner and our party. I wasn’t able to sleep. I was tossing and turning and I had a horrible head ache. A few weeks ago I got struck with some horrible stomach flu. I was so sick that I actually got sent home from a set because I looked like I was about to die. The first and only time in my carreer a director has sent me home sick. I had to make up the shoot this last sunday so I’ll get into the details for that in a future blog. I just haven’t been feeling right for about 2 weeks. I’m weak, I can’t lift as much weight at the gym. I can’t walk up stair without panting like a fat ass. I’m tired all the time. I can’t eat. I can’t sleep. It’s been aweful.

Well Sugarbear and I decided to go out to dinner anyway as I decided I felt well enough to go out.  Before dinner my baby gave me the best Valentine’s Day card I have ever seen and I am going to share it with you.

The front of the Card

The inside of the card

That card made me so effing happy 🙂

Dinner was great. The party was great but we left early because I wasn’t feeling well at all.

So I have  a bunch of shoots to blog about, I did a shoot with Sinn Sage  for Jake Malone. Sinn is Amazing!!!! I recently did a shoot with Natalie Minx that hot bitch, which was so much fun and I have blog about that one for sure

I also did a shoot for the Tushy Cash folks…and OMG how could I hold out on this one…but I did a wrestling shoot for webringit with Robin and Sybil Starr!!!!!!!!!!!!

so I am going to hit the gym tonight but afterwards I’m cracking open a bottle of jack and getting the blogs going again!

The Bigger They Come

I’ve recently fallen in love with The Ting Tings, especially the “that’s not my name” song. I started laughing when I listend to the lyrics because it totally reminded me of the adult entertainment expo I had to work last month. First of I was working at a booth with about 10,000 strangers flashing pictures of me, none of who knew who the hell I was. Several asked for autographs…like..why…that’s totally weird. The funny thing about the convention freaks is that they think they can demand girls to do things and we will just drop to our knees to please them. To get our attention they would shout, ” hey sweetie, sweetie” or “sexy, over here” “hey baby”. I would joke with the girls in my booth after the show by walking behind them and shouting, “hey sweetie, sweetie, over here…show me your tits, sweetie turn around, sweetie…sweetie.” I got so fucking tired of being called “Sweetie” I could have punched someone the last day. So this song “that’s not my name” just reminded me of my horrible experience with the a-hole at the AEE.  

“Are you calling me Darling?
Are you calling me Bird?
Are you calling me Darling?
Are you calling me Bird?

They call me hell
They call me Stacey
They call me her
They call me Jane

That’s not my name
That’s not my name
That’s not my name
that’s not my name

They call me quiet girl
But I’m a riot yeah
Maybe Jolesia
Always the same”

Anyway, the people at the AEE got a name of their own from me. I called them all “Carl” because they all reminded me of Carl for “Aqua Teen Hunger Force”.

what most the dudes at AEE reminded me of

I don’t understand how someone who looks like Carl thinks I would go for them, when I don’t like guys but when I do find a guy I clearly go for the ones who look like Adonis.

I know that none of the Carls are coming to this Blog and ergo will not have their feelings hurt. I know they won’t come here because they still have no idea who I am, even after the pictures and autographs and attempts to grab my tits and ass. Those type of guys are to fucking rude and inconsiderate they would never take the time to actually look up who I am or try to get to know me at all. Now don’t get me wrong, Not every single person at the convention was a Carl. Carl was a special breed of asshole who went to the show…so if you did go to the show and meet me and you didn’t try to grab my ass, or ask me for my number or tell me graphically how you wanted to fuck me, then you are NOT a Carl.

I’ve been working so much that I haven’t had time to blog about all the amazing women and companies with who I’ve been working.

Where do I start.

I really hate mushing all these together into one blog because each scene really does deserve it’s own blog but I simply can’t do it. I have had a very exciting year so far and everyday something pops up I want to blog about. I will be blogging about most of my wrestling stuff on my new blog site . Of course I will blog about that good stuff here as well but I will go into much more detail on that site as well as provide reviews on scenes I watch. The site also has a forum which is free to sign up and post on so please check it out.

So that’s the first bit of news I wanna talk about.

In other news….I did 2 scenes for Triangle films recently. It’s been a while since I have been able to work with those talented film makers. They had a lot of exciting things happening with their company so they to were busy. The first scene was with a really awesome girl named Stephanie Sage. Stephaine has the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen in my life. Her skin is pale, smooth and firm. I hate to say it but I do love working with younger women because their bodies are so firm. I work out 2 times a day just to try to keep my body not disgusting…if I miss one day at the gym my belly starts flopping around like some gelatinus creature….but I digress…back to the bate material…ahh yes the beautiful Stephanie Sage. Ms. Sage is relatively new to the industry with a handful of scenes under her belt. She expressed she was nervous which I could kinda tell. We did a scene where I was her therapist and she was confessing to me that she was a sex addict and was discussing her fantasies….start dream sequence…. She and I go into the room and make sweet sweet love. Stephanie was a little nervous at first but as the director kinda egged her on she become much more open and aggressive and the scene got really fun. When Stephanie would make eye contact with me, I would simply melt. She is a very sexy girl and I think she will do very well in this industry.

My second scene for Triangle was with Mina Meow…..and it should be said, “MMMMMMEEEEEE OW” damn that girl has skills. First off let me tell you about how excited I got just watching the photographer take stills of her. She’s probably 5′ tall and 89lbs. She’s a rather skinny girl but damn does she have an ass on her….and her tits…whoa..perfect!!! She was the second fair skin beauty I had for the day…yummy. Our scene was outrageous. We got carried away…we didn’t even know camera were around us anymore. We were going at it for what seemed like 5 second but in reality was 30-40 minutes….its always a good sign when a scene goes by fast….it means we were having a good time.

These scenes were for 2 separate series so you will have to check them both out when they are released they are both gonna be fun to watch.

I also did a shoot with my girl Karrlie Dawn recently and I got to play with her new size F titties…yes I said F as in “fuck those are huge”. Karrlie and I get a long…let’s put it that way. She’s an amazing girl…very sexual and very skilled. She is so much fun. I love the fact that I can bang her and then go grab a cup of joe with her and talk about politics and other hot topics. The girl is brilliant and one of the nicest people I’ve ever met. I really really really like her and I know that the scenes she and I have done together are magic. I forget the name of the company who will be releasing the video but you need to google it and get it. It’s outstanding 🙂

This last weekend I got to shoot for Dana Dane again. I always love working for her. She always gives me amazing talent with which to work and she always let’s us just “go at it”. This weekend I got to shoot in Malibu at this really awesome place looking right at the beach with a hot girl named Shayne Ryder. OMG this girl blew me away. She’s another new kid off the block; been in the industry for a few months. She was acting all innocent and shit almost made it seem as if she’d never been with a women…made comments like “oh I’ll just do what you do..you should be the aggressive one cause I don’t know what I’m doing.” yeah right ..that girl had tricks I’ve only seen in professionals. She had the sexiest bedroom eyes. She would be licking me and look right into my soul with those beautiful doe eyes. and she knew how to work it. She moved her body like a dancer…just oozing all over me like she was melting on my hot flesh….she conformed to my body and we moved as one….OMG I’m sounding romantic I must have a crush on this girl. wow…she was amazing!!! yes I recommend googling this video!

well that’s it for now. I will blog about the 12 girl Ultimate Surrender match I had a few days back later…it was pretty outstanding 🙂

Lorelei Lee fucks her slave boys ass then makes him sweep up!

I saw the movie, “The Wrestler” the other day. It was utterly depressing and real and I loved it. Mickey Rourke did a fantastic job. I don’t think they could have picked a better guy for the roll. I was totally in love with  Randy “The Ram” Robinson ” because he was stuck in the 80’s. I was left liking the guy but saying to myself, “you did this to yourself man, your priorities are wacked” They guy was living in a trailer and spending tons of money on steriods, tanning, hair dye…OMG it was totally awesome.  Mickey Rourkes body was amazing for anyone’s age but the dude is 52 yers old. 

I gotta say that this movie wont’ be for everyone. It was a raw filming style. One feels as if he or she is litterally following the characters with a camera. The shooting is done with a lot of hand held cameras which is perfect for the feel of the movie. So any of you people who have been spoiled with “the Matrix” camera effect and angles and you can’t stand realism this movie is not for you. The viewer is left to enterpret the ending as he or she wishes. So if you are a moron and need to have every single thing explained to you to following anything ( I.E. if you like the mission impossible movies) then the Wrestler will probably not be for you. Again this movie was depressing but it was so real. It was a roller coaster in the theatre. I was laughing, I was crying, I was bored at moments but then something awesome would happen…like they’d play some really bad 80’s music, or Marisa Tomei would show some boobs (her body was insane and her played her character flawlessly). I hope this movies wins all the awards for which it was nominated.I’m so happy that Mr. Rourke will be appearing in Several movies coming out in 2010. I hope the best for him in his career.

So I had about 12 hours to recover from my trip to Russia before I had to get on a plane and fly to Las Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo. I was suffering from terrible Jet Lag so I don’t have any wild or crazy stories really. When I got to my hotel I learned that I would be sharing a room with the Marvelous Nyssa Nevers. I had never met her before so I was hoping she’d be cool. She walked in the door and right from the get go we hit it off. That lady is completely hysterical. Sharing a room with her was a 24/7 laughfest. The convention was miserable. Some of you may or maynot know that I am NOT a people person. I don’t work customer service for a reason. I like being an online personality because I never really have to deal with people in person. I know, I know….I’m an asshole…what ever.

I have a huge problem with people I don’t know asking me for favors and shit for free. It would be one thing if I had a fan show up to the booth and tell me how much they loved my work and blah blah blah and then ask for a free mug or mousepad that I brought to hand out to special people. But nobody knew who I was. People would walk up to me thinking they were “sneaking” an ass shot with their camera and then snap off 20-30 other pix then be like, “oh you’re kinda pretty, what’s your name” and then proceed to ask me for my personal merchandise. uhh I don’t think so BUDDY. I spend money making merchandise to give out to fans, not just any schmuck off the street. Bare in mind that the booth I was working for ( the Clips4sale Booth) was handing out bags, teeshirts, pens, lights, free porn, frisbees, beach balls…all types of free shit. Also bare in mind that most of the girls signing were charging for pictures and autographs. I didn’t have my merchandise sitting out anywhere for people to see and/or steal…rather I kept it under the table…someone(s) did steal a lot of it…someone also stole my camera.

It wansn’t a completely horrible experience. I got to work at a great booth with two great girls, Ashley Fires and Nyssa Nevers. The girls and I had a blast working with each other. We didn’t get to spend a whole lot of time with each other at the booth because we were constantly posing for pictures however we did make time each day to give each other forced orgasms as shows for the audience.  YEAH!

 The owner of the booth decided that he would hire a body paint to paint a costume on me. The body painter was an amazing artist, I was complemented on his work left and right, I was really proud to be wearing his work….however…..the night before flying out I went to a tanning place a got a mystique tan. I figured I needed some color after being in Russia for 2 weeks. I don’t know what the mystique tan and the body paint talked about while they were on my body but they definately plotted against me that night. When I got back to the hotel to rinse off NONE of the paint was coming off. I had to call Nyssa into the bath room so she could loofa me in unmentionable spots. Eventually most the paint came off but some streaks remained for several days afterwards.

A man would be a fool to call a beautiful woman out on her Little Black Dress, but this is a lesson that Lobo apparently never learned – until now.

Kimberly Kane is saucy, sensual and sexy as hell in or out of that dress. When she is on top, getting off, slapping, spitting and fucking she is right in her element. She gives us a great performance with this update, she makes it feel like she is right there with you… you wish.