I got so many awesome things for xmas. I feel like a real princess. Thank you to my baby cakes for getting me this awesome dress. I wore it out to a holiday party and it was a smash hit!!! thank you thank you thank you
yay Water bondage has started updating again. Their first shoot was with Darling, I recently did a shoot with them which will be updated soon. I had a lot of fun working with them. See my blog of details. I’ve posted some images of the recent update with Darling. To see the video click here
My friend called me up the other day and told me probably, hands down, the funniest story I’ve ever heard in my life. So funny that I don’t know if it’s actually true. Regardless of fact or fiction, it’s funny as hell and it reminded me of another story my ex told me a while back about a friend of his…..so I’ve been laughing 3 days straight just thinking about these stories. Do NOT read if you can’t stand toilet humor. First I’ll start with the one my friend told me just the other day. He’s been dating this girl off and on for a while. He wasn’t really into her, she was just convenient for him and she put out so he would let her come over from time to time fuck. He had been calling me up a lot to complain about her though. He was just annoyed by her and wanted to break up with her but she was a nice girl and he didn’t have the heart to break the news to her that he just wan’t into her. So one day she comes over to do the nasty with him and they end up falling asleep. He woke up with one of his comforters on his bed. He’s like ” it’s freakn’ hot in here why the hell is there a comforter on the bed” . He pushes the comforter off his bed and he revealed a big steaming turd. He’s telling me over the phone and this is exactly what he says ” dude there was a Hershey squirt in my bed”. Those words are just hysterical to me. So I start asking him ” was she still in your apartment?” he’s like “no, she left a fucking shit in my bed, tried to cover it up with another blanket and then fucking left.”. What makes this story truly funny is she never called him back…she just disappeared. He hasn’t called her and he’s telling me how the turd in the bed was the best thing ever to happen to him cause it broke them up.
So this story got me thinking of another story my ex boyfriend told me years ago. My ex use to body build and body builders tend to hang out with other body builders. Body builders have some of the nasty smelling bowl movements you will ever smell in your life. The high protein diet makes for some stank ass shit and body oder. My ex told me a story about this guy body builder friend of his who took this hot chick home from a club. Bodybuilder friend is telling my ex about how he took her home, banged her left right and sideways…fucked her on the floor fucked her on counters.. Post coitus, the two sluts feel asleep in each other’s arms. At some point in the middle of the night, bodybuilder friend wakes up to find this beautiful young slut laying in his arms. He’s spooning her, their legs are intertwined and he’s on his side with his buttcheeks pressed against her wall. without trying to disturb the sleeping beauty, he lets out a a hot steamy fart and realizes, that it wasn’t a fart at all, it was a shart. The guy starts to panic….He had his asshole pressed against the wall and splattered doodoo all over it. He tries to get up without waking this chick. He tiptoes to the bathroom to get some towels and stuff to clean the crap off the wall. He starts smearing the crap into the wall. It’s not cleaning up at all…it’s just smearing all over. So the guy grabs his stuff and leaves the chick there. I can only imagine what this girl was thinking when she woke up. She’s probably pissed that they guy left. Maybe she’s had a string of guys do this to her and she actually liked this one and she was hoping he would stay. She starting to think something’s wrong with her ” why does this keep happening ” she asks her self. Then as she’s cleaning up after the fuck fest she sees it. The smeared doo doo on the wall and then she thinks “Did this guy shit on my wall and leave?”
Then this got me thinking…how many times has something like this happend where one party does something they are totally embarrassed about and then flees the scene and are never heard from again? I wonder how many hearts have been broken by sharts? If some girls and guys only knew that they weren’t getting a call back soley because there’s a hidden dookie somewhere in their appartment….
Poop stories are funny. I know I’m totally immature and retarded for blogging about these things but I think they are hysterical. They are definitely more funny when you have someone vocally describe these details but a written account is the next best thing.
There was a long period of time when Dia and I didn’t work together for wrstling videos, mainly due to scheduling conflicts and the fact that we had already shot 10 million vidoes already and the market was saturated with Dia vs. Ariel Videos. Then Dia got an neck injury that put her out of commission for a while. She was still able to do some custom stuff and I happen to have one of the sexy scripted wrestling videos up on my Clips store if y’all are interested. It is “semi” competitive I guess you could say but nothing crazy where we were trying to kill each other. The main objective of the shoot was to show off our sexy legs and feet, which we definately did. Usually the competitive stuff is too competitive to stop and think about being sexy so the semi or scripted stuff tends to be a lot more sensual and sexy. This video depicts us being very flirty and sexy with lots of foot
The end of the year is just around the corner. New Years usually means new resolutions for everyone and new paths we want to take in order to find happiness with ourselves and/or family. Through reading her blogs and talking a little in texts, I’ve found that Dia Zerva decided to take a new years eve vow earlier. She’s stepping out of the spot light and focusing on family and a different career that will allow her to stay close to her family and friends without having to be on the road too much. Dia was infamous for travelling the world to wrestle. She is an international star in the wresting world. What I think most of us take for granted, as just being on lookers, is that girls who travel for session work are never ‘home’. They live out of a suitcase and go from town to town for other people’s amusement like a freakn’ carny. If there are any family emergencies, it’s almost impossible to get home in time to be able to do anything about it. If you have a husband or significant other, you pretty much never see them unless they travel everywhere with you but we wrestlers kinda like guys who have jobs so we can’t exactly take a dude with us everywhere we go.
The sessioning is a daunting task. Just to book sessions is a pain in the ass. You have to get references to make sure you’re not gonna meet up with some psychopath who’s going to try to hurt you. YOu need to get deposits from people so you know your trip will at least cover itself even if 60% of your sessions flake. YOu need to make sure you go at a time when you’re not going to be stuck due to weather issues. You need to really know your geography so you can figure out which stop will be your next without going too far out of your way. You shell out money upfront for a plane ticket and lodging and hope that guys don’t flake and or cancel on your wrestling matches so you can at least break even. I personally do not travel for sessions for all the reasons I listed. Its a huge pain in the ass and I just don’t’ find it lucrative enough after all the expenses are said and done. I will, however offer sessions if I am already going out of town for a trip I have planned already.
I have family at home I need to look after, elderly parents and a son. I can’t be gone for too long at a time. It’s not that they can’t function without me, it’s that I can’t function without them. And this my, friends, is a dilemma for all session wrestlers. Most these girls are very sweet women with good hearts and family bonds. We are loyal to a fault. We can’t and wont’ leave family behind. Every family has their trial and tribulations and someone needs to be the glue to keep everything together. Session girls are often that girl in the family. Obviously, I can only express how MY situation is. I can only speculate on every other girl’s situation. I know most these session girls and most of them are the sweetest things you will ever meet, with so much empathy for the world around them that it hurts them deep inside.
Dia Zerva is one of the kindest girls I’ve met in all my years in the adult and wrestling industry. I’ve seen her go through ups and down in both her personal and professional life. I’ve seen that girl be so sad that it affected her will to do well in a single day and then I’ve seen that girl be so determined that it affected her will to do well over several months. 2010 was definitely Dia’s year. She had more determination inside her than I’ve ever seen in a person. It was a warrior spirit. She broke down personal and professional walls and conquered what many said she couldn’t do. She took all the negative crap in her life, the negative shit that some of these so called “wrestling fans” dumped on her and used it to drive her to do what ever she wanted. She strived on proving some of the wrestling fans who told her she sucked wrong. I believe 2012 will be another great year for Dia, not in the world we know her in but in her personal life with her family. She’s doing what is right for her. She’s being the glue for her family and I am nothing but supportive of her decision. We love you Dia. We wish you the best. Happy Holidays to you and your family.
Dia’s clips4sale sites are still up and running. You can support her by purchasing clips from any of her stores or simply by emailing her encouraging and kind words. I also advise that you read her blog to find out more details about what’s going on with her rather than emailing other models about her. Get your information directly from the source. I will be blogging about her all month in honor of Dia-cember but i can only blog about my experiences with her and I can’t and won’t speak for her or put words in her mouth…so if you need an answer about her..you’re gonna have to ask her directly 🙂
Today, We Bring It did our first live webcam broadcast for catfightlive.com. We went on the air at 10am PST. I know it was hard for a lot of you to log on at that time. Most of you work or have obligations at an hour like that and were not able to tune in. But do not fret. I did film some Q & A time and I’m sharing it here for you for free. Arianna and Chantel did an amazing job during the photoshoot. They threw in some great real belly punching and the slow motion action of the photo shoot was amazing for the streaming webcam. At some point we would like to do a competitive match live but we are on a schedule that doesn’t permit that at this time. Arianna and Chantel were very charming and personable with the viewers we did have and I was delighted with the interaction as were the viewers based on the feed back we have gotten so far.
So tommorrow, if you can, please try to tune in at 10am PST at www.catfightlive.com to interact with Cheyenne Jewel and Arianna as they do another custom photo shoot and interact with you. For now, enjoy 14 minutes of the 1 hour show we did today. 🙂
I was ballsy enough to take pictures of my boobs only 4 weeks post surgery. They haven’t completely dropped or fully softened all the way but I was so stir crazy from sitting at home all day and night and I needed to get out and feel productive. There’s not much I can say to introduce these photos. I met a cool kid off model mayhem who offered to do a trade whoot with me and the rest is history. We went up to a park, found an abandoned building and did our magic. The bikini was made for me by my friend who own’s Sweet Cheeks Bikini she makes awesome couture bikinis for women of all shapes and sizes so if you know anyone on the market for classy sexy suits, please find the contact page on the http://www.mysweetcheeksbikinis.com/MySweetCheeks.htm website and hit my girl up.
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It’s been a while since I’ve done just a “photoshoot” in which my whole purpose was to look “pretty”. Most of the shit I do now a days is to look tough or mean or bad ass. Most of the “photographers” who shoot on the wrestling scene are just guys with cameras who take candid shots of girls in action. there is little to no makeup and definately no touch ups afterwards. It’s rather nice to work with a glamour photographer who takes just pretty picture. It’s nice to have someone try to make me look feminine and cute. yeah yeah, I know I’m cute with or without the fancy lights makeup and photoshop…just like I was cute without the boob job..but jesuse fucking christ, I’m super hot WITH all those things and guess what, when a girl knows she’s hot, she’s willing to show off a little more….so heres goes.
here’s a set from last week’s photoshoot with JT photography. I must say..I dont look too shabby for a broad who hasn’t been able to work out in 12 weeks. I broke my toe back in august. couldn’t do any legs and/or cardio…then went to London…then had surgery and have been of training pretty much everything since boob surgery…but my diet has been super duper clean and my body has been leaning out like a mutha fucker. When I say I’ve had a clean diet I mean all I eat is chicken and broccoli and an occasion spaghetti plate. I eat so clean I’m starting to get a little B.O (look up symptoms of ketosis)…y’all body builders know what I’m talking about. I started taking Chlorophyll to make the B.O go away..it works wonders….pssst..body builders…..take it..it’s awesome and you smell and taste yummy…just a suggestion. enjoy the first set mo fos…
a little over a month ago, I shot for Fucking Machines. It’s been a while since I’ve seem my robo boyfriends and I certainly missed them. It’s always nice to get pounded with a consistent rhythm and then not have to cuddle with anyone afterwards 🙂 although I did chose to cuddle with my adorable co-star, Serena Blair afterwards. Serena was awesome to work with. She’s smart, cute, fit and man on man can she take some big dicks in her little puss puss. She’s probably only about 5′ tall if that. I’m not a tall girl but I seemed to tower over her. I love small chicks. My theory is that small chicks have small vaginas…bigger chicks have bigger vaginas. Now i’m not saying its a huge difference. someone who is 5′ tall is gonna have smaller heart than someone who is 6′ tall but it’s not going to be drastically different in size…so if organs can vary in size, I’m sure genitals can as well…..but I digress….
Serena does a lot of horse back riding so she has some strong ass legs. When FM hired me, they told me to work this girl out until she failed. So knowing that she would have incredibly strong legs, I focuses on mostly upper body workouts and when you watch the video you’ll see I went about it in the right way. This video is an “exercise torture”….so that is why I don’t go balls to the walls with the fucking immediately. I wanted Serena’s entire body to be weak and burning by the time she took some major cock. Orgasms are pretty amazing when you have that burning sensation. often times when I masturbate, I will flex my feet in a way that will cause my legs to burn and cramp and I am able to achieve a pretty amazing orgasm in doing so :). y’all do it too you just don’t pay attention…trust me..I have cameras everywhere and I can see what you are up to 🙂
So..with out any further ado, please take a look at this mean exercise torture I did with Serena Blair by clicking here. that is my affiliate link so if you join using that link it sends a few dollars my way and I greatly appreciate it. xoxoox
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Believe it or not it’s 2 week post surgery and i’ve only had a few days to rest. I gave myself the first week completely off. There is only so much “Ancient Aliens” I can watch before I start going made. The surgery went very well. I had little to no pain what so ever. They have the procedure down to a science now so that there is little to no complication and pain is minimal thanks to the long lasting numbing solution they inject in the breasts. My titties are still a little high and tight. I was able to move my arms up and around the day of surgery. I kept in shape so I know that helped me have a better recovery than someone who is sedentary. The worst part about post surgery is not being able to sleep on my stomach. I am forced to sleep on my back and my back cramps in the middle of the night and wakes me up. The first 3 days after surgery were very hard on my back but it has gotten better. I am able to now sleep on my side with no pain. Giving people hugs is a little uncomfortable and sex isn’t all that exciting yet. I have to be on top which is great, it’s my favorite but I can’t pound or bounce too hard because it hurts my poor boobs. I tried having sex with my ex this weekend and it was pretty unexciting for me..not sure if it’s because it was with him and I’m just not into him or if it was just to uncomfortable c’est la vie..looks like I”ll have to try it out with a few other people to do some trouble shooting and figure out what the problem is right?
I’ve been hitting the gym doing light stationary bike workouts. It’s good to get out of the house. I spend hours at my computer editing videos and posting affiliate links and my eyes have been bugging out. Gym, tanning and sushi have been staples for me the past 2 weeks.
My stretch marks on my tits from my pregnancy are back. LOL…lovely..so I get to rub the lotion on them or they get the hose. rubbing boobs is quickly becoming on of my favorite past times.
Okay not much more to report on this. still have updates I’ll blog about regarding kink and wrestling stuff I did before surgery. I guess there is only one other thing I will mention. My brother runs a watch company. He’s built up a huge list of clientele over the last several years. His clients are always looking for things other than watches. So my brother decided that he wants to start his own company selling this clients other crap they need. Things like gadgets and clothing. I have another brother in Hong Kong who is going to help us get some manufacturers but I”m also reaching out to anyone I know for good contacts to compare pricing. I will be helping my brother with the purchasing. I use to work as the purchaser at a computer company long ago but I work well at it. It was one of my favorite positions ever, next to missionary hahah. So that will be eating up a lot of my time for the rest of this year. If any of you know someone who is or has contacts to any kind of manufacturer, I’d appreciate some help. We have the customer’s now we just need to find the product at the right price.
Thank you…and as incentive to help me out, I’m going to offer up free pix of the progress of my tits!!! you can see in the pictures that they are starting to drop a little and I’m getting more cleavage. yay!!
okay I lied, WordPress is not allowing me to post pictures at this time. When it starts working, I will updates.