happy Birthday MONTH

I think I may have been over doing it this month for my birthday but I must say, I do deserve it. 🙂 I have been getting some awesome birthday presents from so many of you and I simply love it. My latest addition of awesome gifts comes from my girl Kiwi. She sent me a full care package filled with yummy candy and girlie  supplies and clothes. So without further ado, here I am modeling the awesome clothes ( and a bikini I bought myself a while back) Thanks Kiwi 🙂

So I have a funny story about this last weekend which was memorial day weekend and just happens to be Kiwi’s bday ( happy bday sweetie). I got invited out to Long Beach to spend the weekend with a good friend of mine. I ended up spending most of the first day and night with her and all her friends but come Saturday night ( the second night) I needed to be alone and do my own thing. I wanted to watch the fights and none of the other girls really gave a shit about them which landed me solo for Saturday night. I was able to find a place within walking distance of my hotel to watch the fights.

The night started out pretty good even with boring fights that went on for WAAAAY too long. I won a raffle at the bar I went to for the fights. I never win raffles so this was awesome. I hardly could believe my eyes when they called the number and I saw it matched my ticket. I won a big giant platter of crap food I would never eat in a million years. I made a lot of friends while i tried to force feed them all the crap I wouldn’t eat. While I was trying to pawn off the cellulite starters to the bar crowd, this hot blond with massive tits came to site next to me and asked me if I was there with anyone. I said I was there by myself and she asked if she could hang out with me since she was there by herself. She told me it was her birthday so I offered to buy her a drink. She said she would only accept a drink if I would have one with her…so even though I really didn’t want to drink, I had a few ( like 7) with this broad. She was such a cute girl but then she dropped a bomb shell on me. She told me she was 100% straight and had no interest in being with women. So naturally I start texting my ex boyfriend trying to get him to come down to bang the shit out of this girl just so I could watch since she had no interest in me. ( He wouldn’t come down which is good because the lady ended up being a total weirdo. I find out later while talking with her that she has crazy self worth issues so she didn’t feel like she deserved my buying her drinks for her birthday and felt she had to even it out by buying my drinks)….I psycho-analyzed this broad to death  because I was going to hook her up my ex and wanted to make sure she wasn’t a luney….here’s the thing..she is luney but beside that point..he doesn’t need me hooking him up. he do just fine on his own. I think at some point in the night, I became a jewish grandma. I won some food platter at the bar and forced everyone near me to eat it and then suddenly I thought I was a match maker. WTF.

Any way. The girl wanted to buy my drinks ( so she says) then starts talking to the some guys who start to leave with her and the bartender had to chase her down to get her to pay her bill. LOL. What a low life.

So I had to walk home after that,which wasn’t bad but I had some time to think about shit which was nice. I love “me” time. I found out something about myself. I talk to myself. I ask questions and then answer them. I’m pretty sure that’s what insane people do LOL.

So that was my memorial day weekend. I must say it was awesome. I regret nothing.