Archives May 2011

I think I may have been over doing it this month for my birthday but I must say, I do deserve it. 🙂 I have been getting some awesome birthday presents from so many of you and I simply love it. My latest addition of awesome gifts comes from my girl Kiwi. She sent me a full care package filled with yummy candy and girlie  supplies and clothes. So without further ado, here I am modeling the awesome clothes ( and a bikini I bought myself a while back) Thanks Kiwi 🙂

So I have a funny story about this last weekend which was memorial day weekend and just happens to be Kiwi’s bday ( happy bday sweetie). I got invited out to Long Beach to spend the weekend with a good friend of mine. I ended up spending most of the first day and night with her and all her friends but come Saturday night ( the second night) I needed to be alone and do my own thing. I wanted to watch the fights and none of the other girls really gave a shit about them which landed me solo for Saturday night. I was able to find a place within walking distance of my hotel to watch the fights.

The night started out pretty good even with boring fights that went on for WAAAAY too long. I won a raffle at the bar I went to for the fights. I never win raffles so this was awesome. I hardly could believe my eyes when they called the number and I saw it matched my ticket. I won a big giant platter of crap food I would never eat in a million years. I made a lot of friends while i tried to force feed them all the crap I wouldn’t eat. While I was trying to pawn off the cellulite starters to the bar crowd, this hot blond with massive tits came to site next to me and asked me if I was there with anyone. I said I was there by myself and she asked if she could hang out with me since she was there by herself. She told me it was her birthday so I offered to buy her a drink. She said she would only accept a drink if I would have one with her…so even though I really didn’t want to drink, I had a few ( like 7) with this broad. She was such a cute girl but then she dropped a bomb shell on me. She told me she was 100% straight and had no interest in being with women. So naturally I start texting my ex boyfriend trying to get him to come down to bang the shit out of this girl just so I could watch since she had no interest in me. ( He wouldn’t come down which is good because the lady ended up being a total weirdo. I find out later while talking with her that she has crazy self worth issues so she didn’t feel like she deserved my buying her drinks for her birthday and felt she had to even it out by buying my drinks)….I psycho-analyzed this broad to death  because I was going to hook her up my ex and wanted to make sure she wasn’t a luney….here’s the thing..she is luney but beside that point..he doesn’t need me hooking him up. he do just fine on his own. I think at some point in the night, I became a jewish grandma. I won some food platter at the bar and forced everyone near me to eat it and then suddenly I thought I was a match maker. WTF.

Any way. The girl wanted to buy my drinks ( so she says) then starts talking to the some guys who start to leave with her and the bartender had to chase her down to get her to pay her bill. LOL. What a low life.

So I had to walk home after that,which wasn’t bad but I had some time to think about shit which was nice. I love “me” time. I found out something about myself. I talk to myself. I ask questions and then answer them. I’m pretty sure that’s what insane people do LOL.

So that was my memorial day weekend. I must say it was awesome. I regret nothing.

Welcome to the NEW 2011 Tag Team League. All new teams, all new rivalries. Each team will face off once against each other, and the top three teams will make the playoffs. Totally non-scripted, all in front of a live audience, all broadcast live to members.

It’s the Ninjas vs The Goddesses in non-scripted brutal Tag Team Action. The Only Tag Team non-scripted sex wrestling league in the world!

This year the Ninjas are lead by 7 season veteran Wenona (11-6). Wenona is one of the strongest, fittest wrestlers we have on the roster. If Wenona gets her powerful legs wrapped around your body, you’re going to submit! Gia DiMarco rounds out the team. This sexy 95lbs beauty is a hellcat in the ring, do not underestimate her because of her size, this girl can bring it.

The Goddesses are lead by 4-season veteran Dia Zerva (10-1) and current Ultimate Surrender Champion. Dia is one wrestler you don’t ever want to be alone with on the mat, she is that good. Rookie Allie Haze rounds out the team. Allie might be the rookie of the year, this one is all fire and go.

Round 4 goes over the top as Isis love jumps into the action, but she is not alone. Princess Donna is the audience and she decides she wants to jump in and dominate some losers. Soon the two losers are getting the fuck fucked out of them! Donna is making girls squirt all over the place, it is pandemonium in the squared circle!

Season Eight Match

Serena Blair is back and once again has drawn a larger opponent. Entering just her second match up, Serena has shown great potential. She did well against Bella Rossi even after giving up almost 50lbs and a lot of experience. Serena has the stuff we look for in a great wrestler- heart and determination. Now she faces another veteran wrestler.

Tara Lynn Fox is back on the mat and looking as sexy as ever. This fun spirit loves to throw down and get physical. Tara is undefeated this season and is hoping to get a great ranking for the upcoming Summer Vengeance Tournament that starts next week!

Serena fought well and fought hard. She scored style and even held control, however it was Tara who controlled most of the match up and came out with a tough win. This match up had great scissor holds, head locks and submission attempts. Both girls battled to the end and Tara even got fingers in Serena to add to her humiliation.

NEXT WEEK IS THE START OF SEASON 8’s SUMMER VENGEANCE TOURNAMENT, WHERE THE TOP 16 BATTLE IT OUT TO SEE WHO WILL CLAIM THE OVERALL ULTIMATE SURRENDER CHAMPIONSHIP!

Season Eight Match

Chloe is trying to get into the Summer Vengeance tournament. She has 3 single matches under her belt and some tag team experience. A win today would almost guarantee her a spot in the tourney.

Welcome Kiki Koi to Ultimate Surrender. This hot 18yr old is as athletic as they come. Kiki comes from a strong sports background and is probably the top rookie of the year for brute strength!

A win for either girl could get them into the tourney, Chloe has the experience, Kiki the size and strength. One girl is going to win and move on, the other is going to get fucked like a loser whose season is all but over.

Season Eight Match

Rosemary Radeva won her first ever match against Emma Haize. She didn’t just beat her, she rubbed it in her face. She humiliated poor Emma without mercy in RD 4. The Pixie verbally berated Emma for her poor wrestling skills and claimed how great she was to beat Emma in her very first match. Rosemary’s confidence is high and is looking forward to kicking Gia’s ass and repeating a very humiliating RD 4 on Gia.

Gia is back on the mat for singles competition. She has been wrestling in this years Tag Team League. For those who don’t know, The Tag Team League can be an accelerated learning curve for the new girls. Just one Tag Team Match gives the mat experience of about 5 single matches. Gia thinks it kinda cute that this tiny girl thinks she can beat her, and by cute I mean fucking hilarious.

This is going to turn into a great rivalry for the ages. Both girls got submissions on the other, both girls got locked into holds unable to escape. Girls got fingered, girls got head locked, face sat, body scissored, head scissored, full nelson’d and generally beat up and abused. However there can only be one winner, and the winner gets rewarded- she gets to fuck and humiliate the loser, lets watch!

First off, happy Mother’s day to all you awesome mommies out there and also to the dad’s out there who stepped up when the mommies couldn’t. When I was growing my my best friend’s mother passed away from cancer and the dad stepped up to raise his 3 children all on his own. He raised 3 perfect angels and was an awesome dad to be around while I was over at their home. So Happy mother’s day to everyone!!!!

Enough of that sentimental stuff…

I got myself an awesome mother’s day present today. I allowed myself to sit back and relax and watch a soap match on academywrestling.com. The match I chose to watch was a recent soap match ( soap matches are matches with strap on fucking at the end) staring Dia Zerva and Wenona.

This match is unique since it is the only academy match in the history of academy matches to be shot outdoors. The sun is in full blaze and the girls get extra sweaty and slippery really early on in the match. The first thing I noticed when the match started was the small mat space they were supposed to be using. I thought ” oh this should be fun; how are they going to stay on that little ittie bittie space”. Alas they did it.

I have seen Dia vs. Wenona many times and I believe the result is always the same, Dia crushes Wenona 12 to zip and it’s not even close. This time, however Wenona stepped up her game a little. Wenona did fall into the same mistakes she does EVER TIME I see her wrestle. She tries to hang on to some head lock that she has no business holding onto and ends up getting into a really bad position because she held on to the head lock.

Both Wenona and Dia have a reputation for getting sweaty during their matches and with the sun blazing down on them, The sweat starts early. Each girl pants and grunts very early in the match, the sun is obviously taking a toll on each of them and the sweat makes it difficult to get submissions because each girl is able to slip out of any hold.

Wenona has improved greatly in her wrestling abilities in the match. She has incredible balance and uses her body length very well in this match. She is easily able to topple Dia over in some holds however, Dia has a great game and is able to counter some/most of Wenona’s advances. Wenona also appears to have a tad bit of an advantage in the cardio department in this match. There is a moment in the match where the viewers can see Dia’s demeanor change as she gets physically exhausted. You will have to watch the match to see if she is able to push through it or if Wenona notices it and tries to capitalize on it. No Spoilers here folks.

So as with every match, someone needs to win and someone needs to get fucked. I rather enjoy the chemistry between these two fighters. The winner definitely “earned” her prize and she takes it with a pleasure.

After seeing this match shot outdoors with 2 girls with amazing bodies and sexy sweat dripping everywhere, I am starting to think more companies should do outdoor shoots…but then we’d be subject to shoot cancellations due to bad weather…d’oh. What ever….if we can just got hot girls fucking, I think I’ll enjoy what ever I watch.

SEASON 8 MATCHUP

Season Eight Match

Wenona is a veteran from Season Two and one of our most seasoned wrestlers (11-6). She is in the best shape of her life and has been practicing off the mat. She is undefeated this season and ranked 6th among all active wrestlers.

Cheyenne Jewel is a rookie, but she brings to the table a vast amount of wrestling experience outside of US. She is the dark horse of the season as the Summer Vengeance Tournament approaches. Cheyenne is also undefeated and ranked 8th.

This was a brutal technical match up, Wenona having the edge due to her 17 matches of US experience. However the rookie and her strength were too much for the fitness model. Wenona was beaten and fingered on the mat.

The rookie further humiliates Wenona in RD4 by brutally dominating her sexually. Isis Love is called in to help and both girls anally fuck the bejesus out of Wenona’s ass. Wenona is left a mess covered in sweat, lube and spit while Cheyenne walks away with a higher ranking and a victory!

One of my favorite hotties in the world sent me an amazing bday pressent. Yami ( my lover boy from Vsex) got me a pair of black Ed Hardy boots off my wish list. I was able to model them off for him live on Vsex. Indigo saw me on Vsex wearing the black pair and was graceous enough to get me the blue pair off my wish list…that was so awesome. I love you  Indigo and Yami 🙂 I love all my Vsex regs and I miss you all 🙂

in case you missed me modeling the black ones off live, I took some hot pix of me wearing the new blues ones…exclusively for my blog members :). Any of the pictures I take in front of that screen are just for my blog readers…that’s pretty much the only background I have in my house LOL

ENJOY and once again….THANK YOU xoxoxoox