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So I had about 12 hours to recover from my trip to Russia before I had to get on a plane and fly to Las Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo. I was suffering from terrible Jet Lag so I don’t have any wild or crazy stories really. When I got to my hotel I learned that I would be sharing a room with the Marvelous Nyssa Nevers. I had never met her before so I was hoping she’d be cool. She walked in the door and right from the get go we hit it off. That lady is completely hysterical. Sharing a room with her was a 24/7 laughfest. The convention was miserable. Some of you may or maynot know that I am NOT a people person. I don’t work customer service for a reason. I like being an online personality because I never really have to deal with people in person. I know, I know….I’m an asshole…what ever.

I have a huge problem with people I don’t know asking me for favors and shit for free. It would be one thing if I had a fan show up to the booth and tell me how much they loved my work and blah blah blah and then ask for a free mug or mousepad that I brought to hand out to special people. But nobody knew who I was. People would walk up to me thinking they were “sneaking” an ass shot with their camera and then snap off 20-30 other pix then be like, “oh you’re kinda pretty, what’s your name” and then proceed to ask me for my personal merchandise. uhh I don’t think so BUDDY. I spend money making merchandise to give out to fans, not just any schmuck off the street. Bare in mind that the booth I was working for ( the Clips4sale Booth) was handing out bags, teeshirts, pens, lights, free porn, frisbees, beach balls…all types of free shit. Also bare in mind that most of the girls signing were charging for pictures and autographs. I didn’t have my merchandise sitting out anywhere for people to see and/or steal…rather I kept it under the table…someone(s) did steal a lot of it…someone also stole my camera.

It wansn’t a completely horrible experience. I got to work at a great booth with two great girls, Ashley Fires and Nyssa Nevers. The girls and I had a blast working with each other. We didn’t get to spend a whole lot of time with each other at the booth because we were constantly posing for pictures however we did make time each day to give each other forced orgasms as shows for the audience.  YEAH!

 giving Nyssa a forced orgasm

 The owner of the booth decided that he would hire a body paint to paint a costume on me. The body painter was an amazing artist, I was complemented on his work left and right, I was really proud to be wearing his work….however…..the night before flying out I went to a tanning place a got a mystique tan. I figured I needed some color after being in Russia for 2 weeks. I don’t know what the mystique tan and the body paint talked about while they were on my body but they definately plotted against me that night. When I got back to the hotel to rinse off NONE of the paint was coming off. I had to call Nyssa into the bath room so she could loofa me in unmentionable spots. Eventually most the paint came off but some streaks remained for several days afterwards.

 

I did manage to meet some really cool people, Nyssa had a friend visiting from out of town who kept me laughing and pissing myself the entire last day of the convention and I did win over $1800 gambling. although I spent $400 trying to win 1800. supposidly I won some contest for having a great ass I am supposed to get a trip to Jamaica but I haven’t heard from the people who put on the contest so I’m not holding my breath on that one. Everything kinda worked out for me for the week.  I’m not complaining at all about the trip but I really think porn conventions are way over rated.
 
 

Crazy people in Moscow

On the first Sunday night that we arrived in Russia, My baby and I decided to go to a well know “pick up” club in Moscow called Night Flight. Basically this club has women who are there specifically to get laid. The night we went was very slow. The holiday was just around the corner and a lot of folks where out of town and/or with family so the club was basically dead. There were a handful of very beautiful women but there were also several horny men there.

One guy at the bar could not stop starring at me. He was making me uncomfortable. My boyfriend jokingly said that they guy probably thought I was a hooker and was checking me out. I was dressed rather conservatively. I was in jeans and a long sleeved shirt…nothing flashy. The guy who was looking at me got up from the bar and started walking over towards me. “Ut oh” I thought….”he’s going to talk to me”. He starts babbling in Russian, I have no idea what he was saying, then he looks at my guy looks at me, then does a double take at my guy again and grabs his shirt. My guy was wearing an Affliction Tee. Nothing flashy…just a shirt…apparently they don’t sell Affliction clothing in Russia. The guy grabs my boyfriends shirt and goes on and on about how he tried to place an order with Affliction but they wont take out of country credit cards…he repeats his story about 5 or 6 times. We were trying to be nice but we were getting really annoyed with the fellow. He was nice and all, he had his friend buy us drinks but man on man the dude kept going on and on and on and on about Affliction. I got so tired I was about to leave with my guy when this cute blond girl grabbed us and saved us. She had to translate to the Russian Affliction fan as the night progressed because he was getting to drunk to speak english anymore. He kept asking me why I was in a known pick up spot with my guy and I had to explain that I was there to pick up on the ladies with him. The blond girl who had “saved us” loved that I was there for the ladies so she called over her sister…literally her half sister who was a bisexual. She was totally trying to pimp out her lil sis on me and it was totally awesome!!! I couldn’t take the drunk Affliction fan any longer. He kept trying to fake head butt and knee my boyfriend…I think he thought he was being funny or cute but he was being really weird and annoying. The bouncers almost had to kick him out a few times but Sugarbear and I dissuaded them from kicking him out. For all we knew he was some Russian Mafia guy who would find us and kill us later…so we played it safe. Things started getting weird when he started grabbing my boyfriends thigh. I started cracking up and telling my boyfriend he needed to be as assertive with this guy as my boyfriend always tells me to be with guys from parties or clubs….finally the tables had turned.bruahahhah. I left the two love birds to flirt heheheh while I went on the dance floor with the cute blond and her sister( who was obsessed with Shakira and wanted to dance to a Shakira song) We danced for a little then went to a table in the back. The girls took me to the bathroom telling me they had a present for me…Why were they giving me a present I was so curious. They told me to take off my shirt….I couldn’t argue with them….so my top came off. They handed me a very sleek sexy black top and asked me to put in on. They said “Happy New Year” and we went out in my new clothes :). I felt so badly that I didnt’ have anything for them…but I had no idea they were going to come into my life that night,….I wasn’t ready 🙁

We stuck around for a little bit then decided to go back to the hotel…just my baby and me.

The next day Sugarbear and I were waiting for a group tour. A middle aged Russian man walked up to my boyfriend and started talking to him about how he lived in New York for several years and how he loves America. Then he started talking about 666 and hospitals…as if that wasn’t weird enough he says he wants to show us a picture. He takes out his phone….now at this point I’m already expecting to see something weird.

He breaks out the phone and displays a picture of what appeared to be him with a really really really nasty hangover. His eyes were bloodshot, his face was weathered. He shows us the picture and in one word he summed himself up…he looked at us and said, “Heroin”. Sugarbear and I started laughing a little then said..”hey we gotta find our group” and walked away. I couldn’t believe the freaks that my baby was attacking. LOL it was hysterical.

In our group we met up with these 2 Americans, Peggy and Laura. We hit it off really well through out the tour. It’s always nice when your in another country and you find another American…you automatically have a bond with them. We ended up going to dinner with them at an American 60’s style restaurant. It was really nice. The next night was New Year’s Eve. They took us to an outdoor flea market called Izmailovsky Flea Market. This flea market had some great deals but again, it was rather dead what with the holiday and people being with family. We had this amazing kabob like things called Shashlik..OMG it was so amazing. I had the chicken, baby had salmon and lamb…on a side note. I was not a big fan of the chicken in Russia. Actually I rather hated it. The fish was amazing, namely the Salmon. The salmon at every single place we ate was unbelievable.

So after the flea market, Peggie and Laura dropped us off at our hotel so we could sleep and then met us later for dinner. We went to Viet Cafe again. So we spent our first night at Viet cafe and our last night there as well. We had an amazing dinner and then around 9pm they kinda kicked us out of the restaurant because they were closing. Every place was closing early for New Years Eve. We walked to red square which was literally across from our hotel. Rather than just letting us cross the street, the army had barricades set up enforcing strict marching patterns. We walked in single file lines about 1/2 mile up then back down the street. If I have to say one thing about Russia, it’s very organized. After we went through the first metal detector we were frisked an then let into the red square. There was a huge concert outside of the red square right behind St. Basil’s. My bf really wanted to go to the concert so Peggie, Laura, SugarB and I started our trek. We marched with literally thousands down the streets of Moscow. What should have been a 100yard walk was turned into a 3 mile detour. No joke…we marched 3 miles to get to the concert and had to go through 2 more metal detectors…those Russians don’t fuck around. So we made it to the concert…it was about 11:45….almost midnight. The people in Russia still haven’t gotten it; they really don’t know how to party yet. They don’t get super excited about anything. They were dancing and everything but no one person there looked like they were really having a good time. The at 11:59 and 50 seconds til midnight Dmitriy Anatolyevich Medvedev, The Russian President, come on the big screen and gave some really drab speech. I couldn’t tel lyou what he said but I can tell you this…no one spoke, no one moved when he spoke in his monotonous voice. Then the clock struck midnight….Medvedev was still talking. The crowd on the other side of the wall was exploding with cheers and we were stuck on the suckie side of the wall where no one was talking but still listening to the Prez talk. He finally finished and people cheered for about 30 seconds then the crowd split up and was gone in a mater of minutes….that was it. There were some fireworks, some cheers but nothing amazing….nothing mind blowing.

I was freezing my ass off so I pleaded with our group to go home or at least back to the hotel. We marched back another 3 miles and finally got to the warmth of our hotel. Peggie and Laura left and baby and I crashed in bed in each other arms. It was an amazing night. I love having someone to kiss at midnight on New Years Eve. Before Sugarbear I had no one so the last 2 years have been very special for me.

Thank you Sugar bear.

xoxoxo

Tushy Cash

I did some work for the good people at Tushy Cash. They run sites like tushy lickers and bad tushy along with many others. They hired 8 girls to do some promotional pictures at the staples center on the ice

Sandy and the Tushy Cash girls

Sandy and the Tushy Cash girls

 

We had a lot of fun the entire day, We had lunch, got to watch some boys practice, then we go to go into the penalty box to watch the Kings and Maple leaves do their warm ups. It was really cute to see the players of the Kings trying desparately not to look up into the penalty box filled with cute screaming girls. I think one of them made eye contact and one of them smiled at us and I was deft after that. These girls went crazy with crys out to the players. It was really fun to watch them do their stretches. The do this thing where they get on their knees and plop their butts out and push is down…it totally looks like they are humping the ice…it’s awescome. 🙂

This was my very first live hockey game. It was good fun. I got to drink and eat and watch dudes fight…totally awesome. The kings lost, I heard they sucked. I don’t follow hockey..sorry.

The hocky game was Monday, then Wednesday I shot with Tushy Cash again. I can’t remember which site it was for though. It’s the site where 3 girls torment a guy and one of them finishes him off with a handjob and ruins his orgasm.

I was shooting with Lexi Belle ( also in the hocky pix above bottom left blondie) and Francesca Le ( in pic on top first row second girl from the left)

The plot was that Steve Knight ( sorry can’t find a link for him) is sexually harrassing Lexi and Francesca and I come in to help her. Steve denies that he was harassing her so all 3 of us ladies do a little role reversal to show Steve what it feels like when you say no and people don’t listen. So we basically abuse the poor thing. Slap him around. Lexi bit his dick a little, Francesca gave him a tease blow where she’d suck it for a second, get him excited and stop…it was miserable for the guy. Then when they finally had him nut, Lexi jerked him right until he started to cum and then stopped…ruining this climax. then to top it off after he thought he was done, she grabbed his dick again and kept stroking it while it was still massively sensative. Poor Steve…

I had a fun day. I love working with the fine people at Tushy Cash 🙂

Dana Dane Shoot and random crap

I did a shoot for Erocktavision yesterday. I got to work with the amazing Karrlie Dawn. It was Karrlie’s real life first time Lesbo scene..I popped her gay cherry..yeah. I recommended Karrlie to the company because I had worked with her once before on Ultimate Surrender. I thought she was so much fun and she had a great personality so I wanted to refer her for more work so I could tap that ass again!!.

In our scene we were movers hired to move some peoples crap out of their apartment. The room had a mattress on the floor and a big giant teddy bear in the corner that had been decorated with dildos and whips and all kinds of sex stuff. We kinda snoop around the room to see what other dirty laundry the owners had laying around. We start fooling around on the bed and of course use the sex toys the owners left behind…because we would totally do that in real life…use some strangers dildo LOL.

me in my butch lesbien mover outfit

me in my butch lesbien mover outfit

It was a great scene. I really enjoy Karrlie. She has a cute little cookie and she’s funny as hell. I will be working with her up at webringit.com next weekend as well. I’ll have her trapped in the house with me all weekend and I’m going to have so many opportunities to rape her skull..bruahhaah.

In other news. I went the the Laugh Factory last night. I called before hand to get the line up of who would be performing but when we showed up NONE of the people they said were going to be performing actually performed.  The night was hosted by Al Del Bene. He was really funny and really involved the crowd.I rather enjoyed him. The first comedian of the night was Tom Papa. He was okay. I chuckled a little but his act went on a little longer than I cared for and towards the end I was clapping cause he was getting off stage not because I was pleased with his act……don’t get me wrong…he was funny but I was sick of seeing him after and hour of him being on stage. The next performer was Ian Edwards. I didn’t care much for his act AT ALL. I must have drunken to much because I really couldn’t understand a word he was saying. He did make me chuckle once or twice but overall I thought he blew donkey balls. At the end of the night Dane Cook came up on stage and did a little piece. I love Dane Cook’s comedy. He usually has me rolling with thunderous laugher. I alway enjoy his pantomiming and his enthusiasm however last night he seemed tired and it was almost like he was there to pay back a favor. Regardless, he had me rolling when he was talking about cock blockers and how he came up with a word for the female version which he deemed “twat swatters”. It was cute. I think he’s an amazing talent. Some people don’t like him but I think he’s brilliant so seeing him live last night was a treat :).

Black Light party and Thanksgiving

I went to a party this weekend. The theme was black light attire, so everyone was wearing hot glowing clothes. I thought it was a great idea because everyone looks so tan in black light, all the blemishes and flaws are hidden and you can see who the real blonds are :).
I took a nice long nap right before we left for the party. I think I’m going to start doig this every time I go out. I don’t do drugs, I don’t take anything that helps me stay away, I drink but that usually makes me tired. I’m always struggling to stay up when I go to these parties. I’m usually miserable cause I want to go to sleep but I’m stuck there and in order to hear anything anyone says they have to scream into my ear, over the music.
I found that because I took a nice long hardy nap before I went out that I was able to stay up a lot later, I was in a much better mood and my back wasn’t aching like it always does.
I have to say that this party had some of the best looking people I’ve ever seen…it could have been the lighting but shit..who cares.
We showed up to the party, got drinks, walked around the 8000 sq foot house. There were so many people banging all over the place. I literally had to step over bodies as I walked through the house. And it was a bunch of guys playing with girls most parties is a bunch of girls playing together but at this one, couples were playing all over the place guys going down on girls left and right, girls blowing guys…it was pretty awesome.

me and my lolipop pals, I lick their faces

me and my lolipop pals, I lick their faces

I personally didn’t get any action at the party that night. I wasn’t in the mood really. But when I got home my boy gave me some solid sexings. I can’t complain.
I’m getting ready for Thanksgiving already. I have to work in San Francisco tomorrow. I am wrestling Trina Michaels.
Of course I am going to kick her ass but I’m still very excited about it all. I’ve met her a couple of times and she’s a very nice girl. It will be fun to fuck the shit out of her.

After I wrestle, I have to catch a flight back to Burbank then drive to Palm Dessert. My boy and I are spending Thanksgiving day with his mom. His mom is fabulous. I really wanted to come out on Wednesday before Thanksgiving to help out with preparations and all that but I have to work and a slut’s gotta make a buck 🙂

On Friday I have to drive back to LA to have thanksgiving with MY family. My lil brother is coming out from PA to spend the weekend with us. He recently broke up with his girlfriend so he wants to spend holidays with people who love him and no one loves him more than we do 🙂

So it’ll be a lot of driving but I’ll manage. Driving is a small price to pay to be with people who love you. I’ll drive a million miles to spend time with all the people I’m going to get to see this weekend.

If I don’t have time to blog I want to wish you all a happy Thanksgiving. I am thankful to be able to get to know each and everyone of you who write me. I appreciate the support and I have grown fond of each of you.

xoxoxo

Ariel

UFC night in Westlake (ppv)

My boyfriend’s favored fighter, Brock Lesnor, was fighting last Saturday night….I don’t know if any of you guys saw it. Brock was fighting fan favorite Randy Couture. My baby was cheering for Lesnor so I wanted to be a brat and cheer for Couture. They went all out in the first round. I thought it was a good fight. Couture tried to wear Lesnor down and with about a 30 seconds left in the first round you could see Lesnor looking up at the clock waiting for a break. The first round was a bunch of weight pushing; they backed each other into the fence, this went back and forth but Lesnor seemed to have the upper hand.

Round 2 started and Lesnor went all out, throwing punches and elbows. He stunned Couture with a really good one, knocking Couture to the ground and Lesnor proceeded with the ole ground and pound and it was over. My baby won the bet.

But enough about the fight. We ordered the fight to have an excuse to have a few people over to my man’s house. We had people we knew from the lifestyle (swinger) parties and then some people we knew from the gym. It was a mixed crowd. Nothing to wild happend that night, I did get laid by a hot blondie :). Girls flashed boobs left and right and everyone got wasted off our famous jello shots.

Here’s a pic of me and some of the ladies…boobs and faces have been blurred to protect the innocent 🙂ufc-nightsens

Madonna Concert

Concert poster

Concert poster

Sugar Bear and I went to a Madonna Concert this last Thursday. I haven’t been to a concert that big since…well EVER. The concert was being held at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles, which is capable of seating 56,000 people. Although the not every seat was filled, there were more than enough people there.

There were rumors that Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were going to make their cameos that night and sure enough they did. Britney Spears come on stage with Madonna to do about a 20 second duet of “human Nature” Britney looked very hot but uninterested in being there. Justin Timberlake did come on stage to perform “4 minutes to save the world”. I really like JT. I think he is a talented young man but he did look pretty tore up at the concert. ( I have provided youtube footage, check it out).

Other celebrities were rumored to be in the crowd. I didn’t personally see anyone “famous” the crowd would go wild and stand on their chairs and flash their cameras and when all the ado was over and the crowd settled, we’d ask “what just happend” and we’d get ” J-LO” or “Heidi Klum“.  By all means, JLO and Klum are celebrities and deserve the fuss but I drew the line when the crowd started going crazy and again we asked “what just happend” and we got the answer “Ryan Seacrest“……ARE YOU KIDDING ME PEOPLE….so from then on when ever the crowd would go crazy over a celebrity I’d act all excited and then get dissappointed and go “Oh it just Carrot top” or “Oh it’s just Jared the Subway guy” because well….I put Ryan Seacrest in the same celebrity ranking as those two. And I just wanted to add that Ryan Seacrust is lucky I put a link to his site cause lord knows none of you would have looked up his site on your own. Look I’m entitled to simply dislike any celebrity for no appearant reason and I just don’t like seacrust. If you like him that’s great but for some reason, unknown even to me, I just don’t like that guy.

Back to Madonna and how awesome she is (regardless of getting on stage nearly 3 hours late…that’s right, the concert was suppose to start at 7:30pm she had no opening act, she did have Paul Oakenfold spinning for a little bit but after he finished there was nothing for 2 hours and she finally started her show at 10:15m). That women is in her 50s and she come out on stage and was freakn’ everyone, jumping off platforms dancing dancing dancing, then she comes out with some jump rope and double dutches for a good 3 minutes, that women is in incredible shape. Say what you want to, I know some people think she looks gross but I think she’s fucking amazing. Her Biceps are bigger than my head and you could see how lean and vascular she was when she strapped on a guitar and rocked out with it. Her legs are strong and probably 0% fat. She’s a performer, first and formost and she performed well. The dancers were amazing, some were more talented than others and it was obvious but nontheless it was a great show. The costumes were really horrible but what do you expect. I wasn’t a big fan of her “remixes” of any of her songs. I was a little girl when songs like “Borderline” and “la Isla Bonita” came out and I have very fond memories of them. The remixes she made reminded me of some really bad broadway play remake of them. They just weren’t the same. Nonetheless it was very nice to hear her hits. She performed almost every one of my favorit songs. At the very end of the show she invited everyone to cram as close to the stage as possible and she took requests. She joked about how she couldn’t remember some of the lyrics and that she was butchering her own songs.

 

Madonna set list:

“Candy Shop”
“Beat Goes On”
“Human Nature”
“Vogue”
“Die Another Day” (Remix) (Video Interlude)
“Into the Groove”
“Heartbeat”
“Borderline”
“She’s Not Me”
“Music”
“Rain” (Remix) (Video Interlude)
“Devil Wouldn’t Recognize You”
“Spanish Lesson”
“Miles Away”
“La Isla Bonita”
“Doli Doli” (Dance Interlude)
“You Must Love Me”
“Get Stupid” (Video Interlude)
“4 Minutes”
“Like a Prayer”
“Ray of Light”
“Hung Up”
“Give It 2 Me”

 The show was extravegant.  This site has the credits of all the performers and people who worked on the show. It also has stats for how much money her Eurpean shows made, check this out:

EUROPE
1. Cardiff, UK: $5,279,107 – 1 show – 33,460 attendance
2. Nice, France: $4,381,242 – 1 show – 41,483 attendance
3. Berlin, Germany: $6,048,086 – 1 show – 47,368 attendance
4. Zurich, Switzerland: $11,093,631 – 1 show – 70,314 attendance
5. Amsterdam, The Netherlands: $6,717,734 – 1 show – 50,588 attendance
6. Dusseldorf, Germany: $4,650,327 – 1 show – 35,014 attendance
7. Rome, Italy: $5,713,196 – 1 show – 57,690 attendance
8. Frankfurt, Germany: $6,020,706 – 1 show – 39,543 attendance
9. London, UK: $11,796,540 – 1 show – 73,349 attendance
10. Lisbon, Portugal: $6,295,068 – 1 show – 75,000 attendance
11. Seville, Spain: $4,874,380 – 1 show – 47,712 attendance (non-sellout)
12. Valencia, Spain: $4,941,980 – 1 show – 50,143 attendance
13. Paris, France: $17,583,211 – 2 shows – 138,163 attendance
14. Vienna, Austria: $8,140,858 – 1 show – 57,002 attendance
15. Budva, Montenegro: $3,463,063 – 1 show – 47,524 attendance
16. Athens, Greece: $9,030,440 – 1 show – 75,637 attendance
Totals for European leg: 17 shows reported to Billboard – $116,030,000 – 939,990 tickets

Costume Party

We ended up going to a costume party on Nov 1st. I really need to learn to be more ballsy about some things.  I don’t like going out usually and when I do go out I like to get back to a bed I can sleep in, No later than 3am. We were out til 7am. Luckily Sugarbear drove and I was able to pass out in the car on the way home. I don’t do drugs, I drink but that just makes me even more tired. So I was pretty tired all night. But I was in amazing company, surrounded by really happy humble people who were keeping me entertained. The party was at a hotel in one of the bars and it was a “take over” so no civilians were allowed. Everyone looked really amazing and everyone was so nice. After the bar closed and kicked everyone out we all went up to different hotel rooms to continue the partying. We bounced from room to room because hotel security kept coming to the door to “warn us” so we’d just go to another room so nobody would get kicked out. 🙂

So I do have pictures, nothing to sexy, I think everyone was just in to much of a happy go lucky mood to even want to bang. Regardsless Everyone had a great time.

me and the girls (non industry)

me and the girls (non industry)

costume party

costume party