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Happy Birthday To ME

today is my birthday, I’m 29 years old. So I figured I should blab about all the things that have made me happy or miserable the last 29 years.

recently I’ve been really happy with wordpress and their widgets. There is this “share it” widget that let’s me click a button and share my blog with my facebook blog, myspace blog, twitter..what ever I want..it makes my life so easy right now. Then there is the stat’s widget that allows me to see where my visitors are coming from and where they click on the blog page. It’s very helpful…this blog gets a lot of traffic…well, more than I expected 🙂

So here’s a top 10  list of things that have made me happy;

1) Peanut and Sugarbear

2)rainbows

3) Aqua Teens Hunger Force

4) Skeletor

5)Vibrators

6)good food

7)good Friends

8) my job

9)fart jokes

10) dolly parton

here’s a list of top 10 things that have made me miserable the last 29 years….now nothing keeps me miserable but these are things that have made me want to shoot people

1) people who can’t follow directions

2)Beyonce

3)Elizabeth Hasselbeck

4) kanye west

5) delicious food that I can’t eat

6) Money

7) lovers

8) stalker ex’s–not just mine…my BF’s as well

9) lube that makes my anus burn

10) people with flesh colored beards

 

Happy birthday to me!!!!

Dolly Parton Quotes

I have a secret. I really like Dolly Parton and here are some of my favorit quotes of hers

 

I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it’s just depressing to me. The poor little kids.
Dolly Parton

I look just like the girls next door… if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.
Dolly Parton

I modelled my looks on the town tramp.
Dolly Parton

I still close my eyes and go home – I can always draw from that.
Dolly Parton

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out.
Dolly Parton

I was the first woman to burn my bra – it took the fire department four days to put it out.
Dolly Parton

I’m not going to limit myself just because people won’t accept the fact that I can do something else.
Dolly Parton

I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde.
Dolly Parton

I’m not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I’m not dumb. I also know I’m not blonde.
Dolly Parton

I’m old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I’d tell them where to put it.
Dolly Parton

If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.
Dolly Parton

If you talk bad about country music, it’s like saying bad things about my momma. Them’s fightin’ words.
Dolly Parton

It’s a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I’d be a drag queen.
Dolly Parton

My weaknesses have always been food and men – in that order.
Dolly Parton

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don’t they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It’s obvious I’ve got big ones and if people want to assume they’re not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.
Dolly Parton

Storms make trees take deeper roots.
Dolly Parton

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
Dolly Parton

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.
Dolly Parton

When I’m inspired, I get excited because I can’t wait to see what I’ll come up with next.
Dolly Parton

You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!
Dolly Parton

You’ll never do a whole lot unless you’re brave enough to try.
Dolly Parton