Archives September 6, 2010

I went to see Machete this Friday. I’m not going to bother getting into the plot or story line…that part isn’t really noteworthy to be honest. The action was amazing and the girls where hot!! need I say more. Machete is the most entertaining movie I have seen in a very long time. I have alway been a fan of Robert Rodriguez’s work. I think he is a brilliant film maker. I even enjoy the god damn “Spy Kid’s” and “Shark boy and Lava Girl” movies he makes…so sue me..sheesh….but Machete is GOLD!!! It’s got blood, guts, murder, porn stars, drug dealers, druggies, Steven Segal…the list goes on and on. It’s a dark comedy for sure. There are things you should NOT be laughing at but you find yourself cracking up over. For example; Machete is taken to a hospital for illegal aliens, meanwhile some thugs are looking for him to kill him after framing him for a botched assassination. Machete is in the hospital room with a doctor and two smoking hot nurses. The Doctors makes a comment about the human intestines being about 60 feet long. Shortly after the comment is made, Machete is informed that the thugs are looking for him so he tries to hightail it out of the hospital room. With no where to run, he confronts the thugs. He cuts up their faces and limbs and even slices one guy in the guts….pulls his guts out (which we now know after the doctor’s speech that they are at least 60 ft long)and he jumps out the window and rappels down the side of the building  which is about 60 ft high using the mans guts…fucking AMAZING!!! the action doesn’t stop there either. It’s literally non stop action and or comedy.

If what I mentioned above isn’t enough to persuade you to go see this movie, perhaps a glimps of Jessica Alba’s side boob and ass is. That’s right..she’s naked in the movie but you only get to see side boob…good enough for me. And Michelle Rodriguez is pretty outstanding in this flic as well. She’s a natural born bad ass. She only goes in her bra in this one..no side boob or implied nudity for this girl but she straps some guns on and fucks people up good int his movie!!!

Definitely the most entertaining movie of the year if not of the decade!!!

Live Show Mondays brings you part 1 of the August live show that featured Jade Indica, Amber Rayne and Isis Love co-topping.

The show starts simple, as we bind them with belts for the escape contest. Amber is so limber and flexible she escapes faster then anyone ever has. Jade on the other hand suffers in the bondage, and is punished for losing the contest.

Both girls are then bound in a custom metal, and against the wall. Legs well spread, these girls are helpless and exposed for anything. Lots of caning, foot torture, flogging, pussy beating and general abuse. Zippers are place up and down the inside of the thighs. Screams of both pain and pleasure fill the room as the zippers are pulled at the exact moment of cumming.

Both girls then have Sybians locked into place, neither girl has any hope of squirming away from the most brutal vibrator on the planet. Both are made to cum until you think they will both pass out, but they don’t and we can move on to the next scene..