{"id":5312,"date":"2013-02-13T23:35:12","date_gmt":"2013-02-14T06:35:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/?p=5312"},"modified":"2013-02-13T23:35:12","modified_gmt":"2013-02-14T06:35:12","slug":"happy-valentines-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/happy-valentines-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Valentine&#8217;s day to all you awesome people reading my blog. I do NOT have a hot date this year. I&#8217;m focusing on work and getting the Super Mega Awesome Battle Dream Supreme fine tuned and updated for the 15th. It&#8217;s my &#8220;love&#8221; for this valentine&#8217;s day. Me and my team have put in a lot of hours into getting this bad boy ready. The wrestlers busted their asses to get the shoot done. I&#8217;m so proud of all the ladies. I&#8217;m so proud of the shoot.<\/p>\n<p>I wish I had some sexy stories to share with you for valentine&#8217;s day but I don&#8217;t. I&#8217;ve been recovering from surgery and working so there hasn&#8217;t been much time for hanky panky. To be honest I&#8217;m not in the mood. I mean I&#8217;m horny. I&#8217;m always in the mood for sex. I&#8217;m not in the mood to have to commit to giving anyone special my time and energy to get to the sex. If I could get a call girl or something I would do that but to be honest it&#8217;s just not that important to me. I rub one out and roll over..rub a few more out&#8230;then get up and pee&#8230;.rub a few more out&#8230;watch some wrestling rub a few more out and fall asleep and BAM I&#8217;m done. I&#8217;m easy to please when I&#8217;m me. So not much exciting for my love life. I&#8217;m married to my job and I friggn LOVE IT.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Valentine&#8217;s day to all you awesome people reading my blog. I do NOT have a hot date this year. I&#8217;m focusing on work and getting the Super Mega Awesome Battle Dream Supreme fine tuned and updated for the 15th. It&#8217;s my &#8220;love&#8221; for this valentine&#8217;s day. Me and my team have put in a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5312"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5313,"href":"https:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5312\/revisions\/5313"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}