{"id":457,"date":"2009-06-12T17:42:18","date_gmt":"2009-06-13T00:42:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/?p=457"},"modified":"2009-06-12T17:42:18","modified_gmt":"2009-06-13T00:42:18","slug":"incredible-eyebrows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/incredible-eyebrows\/","title":{"rendered":"incredible eyebrows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>this was posted originally on my old blog and for some reason when I&#8217;m imported my files to the new blog this one didn&#8217;t get imported. I think it&#8217;s worthy of reposting so here we go<\/p>\n<p>I was flying home from San Francisco after my Tag Team match for Ultimate Surrender\u2026more on that later\u2026<\/p>\n<p>It was about 9am Saturday morning at the Oakland airport. I had a pretty full flight. I was waiting for them to let us board when I saw them. At first I thought\u00a0I was in some insect farm and this guy was a butterfly wrangler and then I realized that the things crawling on this forehead were not insect nor butterflies. They were his actual eyebrows. I quickly texted 3 of my closes friends with a description mentioning that they stuck of his head about 2 inches. Then I realized that NO ONE is going to believe me\u2026I had to take a picture for evidence. I pretended to \u201ctext\u2019 on my phone as I snuck up behind the gentleman and snapped a picture using my phone.<\/p>\n<p>So here it is folks without further ado\u2026THE MOST INCREDIBLE EYEBROW EVER SEEN BY MANKIND:<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-458\" href=\"http:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=458\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-458\" title=\"eyebrows\" src=\"http:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/eyebrows.bmp\" alt=\"eyebrows\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>this was posted originally on my old blog and for some reason when I&#8217;m imported my files to the new blog this one didn&#8217;t get imported. I think it&#8217;s worthy of reposting so here we go I was flying home from San Francisco after my Tag Team match for Ultimate Surrender\u2026more on that later\u2026 It [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[376,378,377],"class_list":["post-457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-a-regular-day","tag-catapilla-wrangler","tag-crazy-eyebrows","tag-insect-farm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=457"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":460,"href":"https:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions\/460"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}