{"id":438,"date":"2009-02-11T05:06:41","date_gmt":"2009-02-11T05:06:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lezarielx.wordpress.com\/?p=116"},"modified":"2009-02-11T05:06:41","modified_gmt":"2009-02-11T05:06:41","slug":"reflecting-on-aee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/reflecting-on-aee\/","title":{"rendered":"Reflecting on AEE"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve recently fallen in love with The Ting Tings, especially the “that’s not my name” song. I started laughing when I listend to the lyrics because it totally reminded me of the adult entertainment expo I had to work\u00a0last month. First of I was working at a booth with about 10,000 strangers flashing pictures of me, none of who knew\u00a0who the hell I was.\u00a0Several asked for autographs…like..why…that’s totally weird. The funny thing about the convention freaks is that they think they can demand girls to do things and we will just\u00a0drop to our\u00a0knees to please them. To get our attention they\u00a0would shout, ” hey sweetie, sweetie” or “sexy, over here” “hey baby”. I would joke with the girls in my booth after the show\u00a0by walking behind them and shouting, “hey sweetie, sweetie, over here…show\u00a0me your\u00a0tits,\u00a0sweetie turn around,\u00a0sweetie…sweetie.” I got so fucking tired of being called\u00a0“Sweetie” I could have punched someone the last day. So this song “that’s not my name” just reminded me of my horrible experience with the a-hole at\u00a0the AEE.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

“Are you calling me Darling?
\nAre you calling me Bird?
\nAre you calling me Darling?
\nAre you calling me Bird?<\/p>\n

They call me hell
\nThey call me Stacey
\nThey call me her
\nThey call me Jane<\/p>\n

That’s not my name
\nThat’s not my name
\nThat’s not my name
\nthat’s not my name<\/p>\n

They call me quiet girl
\nBut I’m a riot yeah
\nMaybe Jolesia
\nAlways the same”<\/p>\n

Anyway, the people at the AEE got a name of their own from me. I called them all “Carl” because they all reminded me of Carl for “Aqua Teen Hunger Force”.<\/p>\n

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what most the dudes at AEE reminded me of<\/p><\/div>\n

I don’t understand how someone who looks like Carl thinks I would go for them, when I don’t like guys but when I do find a guy I clearly go for the ones who look like Adonis.
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I know that none of the Carls are coming to this Blog and ergo will not have their feelings hurt. I know they won’t come here because they still have no idea who I am, even after the pictures and autographs and attempts to grab my tits and ass. Those type of guys are to fucking rude and inconsiderate they would never take the time to actually look up who I am or try to get to know me at all. Now don’t get me wrong, Not every single person at the convention was a Carl. Carl was a special breed of asshole who went to the show…so if you did go to the show and meet me and you didn’t try to grab my ass, or ask me for my number or tell me graphically how you wanted to fuck me, then you are NOT a Carl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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