today is my birthday, I’m 29 years old. So I figured I should blab about all the things that have made me happy or miserable the last 29 years.<\/p>\n
recently I’ve been really happy with wordpress and their widgets. There is this “share it” widget that let’s me click a button and share my blog with my facebook blog, myspace blog, twitter..what ever I want..it makes my life so easy right now. Then there is the stat’s widget that allows me to see where my visitors are coming from and where they click on the blog page. It’s very helpful…this blog gets a lot of traffic…well, more than I expected \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
So here’s a top 10 \u00a0list of things that have made me happy;<\/p>\n
1)\u00a0Peanut and Sugarbear<\/p>\n
2)rainbows<\/p>\n
3) Aqua Teens Hunger Force<\/p>\n
4) Skeletor<\/p>\n
5)Vibrators<\/p>\n
6)good food<\/p>\n
7)good Friends<\/p>\n
8)\u00a0my job<\/p>\n
9)fart jokes<\/p>\n
10) dolly parton<\/p>\n
here’s a list of top 10 things that have made me miserable the last 29 years….now nothing keeps me miserable but these are things that have made me want to shoot people<\/p>\n
1) people who can’t follow directions<\/p>\n
2)Beyonce<\/p>\n
3)Elizabeth Hasselbeck<\/p>\n
4) kanye west<\/p>\n
5) delicious food that I can’t eat<\/p>\n
6) Money<\/p>\n
7) lovers<\/p>\n
8) stalker ex’s–not just mine…my BF’s as well<\/p>\n
9) lube that makes my anus burn<\/p>\n
10) people with flesh colored beards<\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/p>\n
Happy birthday to me!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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