{"id":244,"date":"2008-11-06T00:08:20","date_gmt":"2008-11-06T00:08:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lezarielx.wordpress.com\/?p=24"},"modified":"2008-11-06T00:08:20","modified_gmt":"2008-11-06T00:08:20","slug":"dolly-parton-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ariel-x.com\/blog\/dolly-parton-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Dolly Parton Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have a secret. I really like Dolly Parton and here are some of my favorit quotes of hers<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it’s just depressing to me. The poor little kids.<\/span>
\nDolly Parton<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n

I look just like the girls next door… if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.<\/span>
\nDolly Parton<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n

I modelled my looks on the town tramp.<\/span>
\nDolly Parton<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n

I still close my eyes and go home – I can always draw from that.<\/span>
\nDolly Parton<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out.<\/span>
\nDolly Parton<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n

I was the first woman to burn my bra – it took the fire department four days to put it out.<\/span>
\nDolly Parton<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n

I’m not going to limit myself just because people won’t accept the fact that I can do something else.<\/span>
\nDolly Parton<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n

I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde.<\/span>
\nDolly Parton<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n

I’m not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I’m not dumb. I also know I’m not blonde.<\/span>
\nDolly Parton<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n

I’m old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I’d tell them where to put it.<\/span>
\nDolly Parton<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n

If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.<\/span>
\nDolly Parton<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n

If you talk bad about country music, it’s like saying bad things about my momma. Them’s fightin’ words.<\/span>
\nDolly Parton<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n

It’s a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I’d be a drag queen.<\/span>
\nDolly Parton<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n

My weaknesses have always been food and men – in that order.<\/span>
\nDolly Parton<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don’t they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It’s obvious I’ve got big ones and if people want to assume they’re not mine, then let them.<\/span>
\nDolly Parton<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.<\/span>
\nDolly Parton<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n

Storms make trees take deeper roots.<\/span>
\nDolly Parton<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.<\/span>
\nDolly Parton<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.<\/span>
\nDolly Parton<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n

When I’m inspired, I get excited because I can’t wait to see what I’ll come up with next.<\/span>
\nDolly Parton<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n

You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!<\/span>
\nDolly Parton<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n

You’ll never do a whole lot unless you’re brave enough to try.<\/span>
\nDolly Parton<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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